Stuff Tucker Says

This is a sacred space where Tucker’s frienemy Deanna shares his many poignant and thought-provoking pearls of wisdom.

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I like to be thought of as a guy with a scarf.

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I have started jumping rope in public. Sometimes outside of grocery stores, restaurants, etc. would you say you find that weird?

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It became clear pretty quickly that I didn’t have anything to say to the man at The House of Vacuums…I wasn’t going to buy a vacuum…So, I abruptly turned and left.

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I wasn’t sure what to do in The House of Vacuums but then I just decided to be true to myself.

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I had seen The House of Vacuums and wanted to go in to see what was going on.

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Good news! I found something on YouTube to help keep you busy after work! [Jeopardy Theme Song: 10 hours] https://t.co/aRQIeSlme3

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So what comes after monkeypox, frogs or locusts?

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@debedee21 Buy high, sell low. Wait. No. Buy low, sell high. Wait…

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@Acidic_Blonde Hi!

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I only have so many hot tales and then it’s back to re-runs.

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@inqdragon2 😱

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@spursmark8 Friendship ♥️♥️♥️

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@jodyjsperling Ersatz. It sounds gross. Too consonant heavy blech!

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I LOVE the grocery store. It’s like a miracle. It’s a SUPER market.

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@dogpiss47 You are an expert…

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I’m working on my pretentiousness. I walk in the footsteps of giants.

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Sitter-cize is an under appreciated sport.

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This is where my high fructose corn syrup addiction has gotten me. I can’t just go in and order water. I have to get a Sprite and it’s expensive!

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Red Robin - it’s middle class high falutin’

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I’ve never worn a sequined suit but it might be time.