Charlie Bradbury

Peace out, bitches! #WaywardVerse

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] I'd offer to let you join our online game, but I don't think that it would be as fun for you. Fighting monsters and all.

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[Text] How much would you judge if I said it was slave bikini Leia?

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Charlie stares at her screen for a long moment, not sure exactly what to say to that. Honestly she hadn't expected an answer to that question.] [Text] .....My tattoo is of Princess Leia riding a 20 sided die.

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text after a long silence] Only a little bit? Does that mean demons are real, too?

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

[Charlie chews on her lip for a few more moments before she's picking up her phone, tapping out a message and hitting send before she can talk herself out of it. Again.] @S0GetThis [Text] So monsters are real? Like Bigfoot and Nessie? Or... like dragons?

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

Not bad. A little too fake for my taste. But cute. @imanaquarius

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] Not your fault that Heaven apparently sucks. Actually thank you for letting me know.

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis ..... [Charlie just stares at her phone for a long time.][Text] Bullshit. Angels don't exist. [They can't. Because if they do, then Heaven is real. And if that's the case why have her prayers been ignored for so long? What kind of Heaven is that?]

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] Wait, the Constantine looking guy is a monster? I mean he did appear out of nowhere, so I suppose he has to be. What is he?

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] Yeah I see that.

What do you do?

Oh I kill things.

....Check please.

[Text] If there's bad stuff like wicked witches zombies (unconfirmed) and Batman dragons, is there anything good?

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

Flying monkeys. This is not helping the whole Wizard of Oz thing.

Is the guy I called that once now saved in my phone as The Wizard?

...Maybe.

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] Hardly. I'm just not great in relationships. Short term or otherwise.

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] That I told the truth about. Just an IT girl who knows her way around coding when she needs to. [Mostly because it's easier to hide in the crowd.]

[Text] Shana, yeah, that's never been anything but harmless flirting.

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] Definitely don't need that. 🤐

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] To say the least. You guys have to have the boogeyman is real talk often?

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [........][Text] That definitely wasn't a 'No Charlie, zombies don't exist.' And dude a witch tried to kill me for a fake crown and I saw Groot's evil twin try to take your head off.

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

@S0GetThis [Text] No wings? Uber lame. Zombies are totally just in movies though, right?

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

I...... What is your actual life??

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

And I know, no phones. Report me to the queen.

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

Second rule is you absolutely do not talk about jousting club?

[Charlie Bradbury @QweenOfMoons]

It's good to be the queen ;)

[Sam Winchester @S0GetThis]

The Elf just hit on the Queen.