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[ragebait @R053P3N]

IF MY FUTURE EMPLOYERS FIND THIS ACCOUNT PLEASE BE ASSURED ALL MY TWEETS ARE SATIRE EVEN THIS MESSAGE

[cadet 🥷🏾🇭🇹 @cadettrim]

We all live like max 90 years and then get forgotten in like 20 and then the sun explodes after dat lol

[jo @jojojo7654]

I can’t look past the gendered nature of this post. This is patriarchy evolving with the times: as women begin to surpass men academically, men begin to devalue academic success.

[zzyzx @zzyzx420]

dude, tits are awesome

[𝐙𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐚 🥇 @Zunigak1ng]

"The concept of a "guilty pleasure" really irritates me. I'm not guilty for liking incest romance anime, it's just my pleasure"

[Spoopy @Spoopy_Potatoes]

Me looking at all the “melony_(pokemon) plump score:>50” art

[rowan @rwnszn]

im jean grey and this is my vent art

[shakur @AFCShakur]

Lesbian cousin and I are competing for the same girl

[Declan @ME_MURPHY13]

Surely you clock it on the way in

[Harry Potter @aadhi_dude]

Mf that’s called boyfriend

[Emilio Portugal @EmilioPorteqzq]

Jewish friend came to midterms holding the bible and the Quran

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is International Lesbian Day.

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

The concept of having gender roles in a gay relationship

[they/that bitch @enbyfreakster]

"yall fw sunshine and rainbows and peace on earth?"

[r @rrrzhiii]

#superduperliked

[阴雨天 @ynytin520]

回到家发现男朋友拿我的衣服自慰就好了…被发现了可以有两种反应，第一种是根本不害羞还故意的越撸越来劲，就盯着我看还会故意说点什么“好想你…宝宝…好香…好想草进去…”第二种就是被发现了脸红的不得了然后说“宝宝不是那样的”想解释什么几把还硬着只能看着你就哭了最后在你腿边说对不起宝宝惩罚我吧

[angel @angelmoding]

Striking while the irons hot I see

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

It just wasn’t fully my time yet

[アクメ悠3 @akume_third]

オナ二ー宗教:こうイキなさい
オナニー哲学:なぜイクのか
オナニー科学:イクとは何か
オナニー芸術:これがイク形だ
オナニー歴史:それがイった証だ
オナニー文学:もしもこうイケたら
オナニー美学:そうやってイキたい
オナニー正論:イッてさえいればいい
オナニー医療:イかしてみせる