smart and funny ✮

cool funny pretty amazing sexy and cool

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behavior

[dr. floww @__Floww]

take me off my SSRI and yall gone wish we were one nation under god.

[Apenas mais uma Mari ⚢ @MariSafica]

Tenho mais tesão em ciúmes do que em peito e bunda

[Ethan Levins 🇺🇸 @EthanLevins2]

Apple has removed Lebanese village names in Southern Lebanon.

As Israel invades, they are already setting the state to justify occupation.

I’ve never seen something like this.

[kefka trade @dumbhotvirgo]

Gay club whenever the lights come on

[Aristo @aristomarinetti]

"Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors."

— Friedrich Nietzsche

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The Antarctic fur seal and the emperor penguin have now been declared endangered

Melting ice has led to a rise in mass drownings of penguin chicks

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

Last year, people on this app argued over whether kids should be fed in public schools if they can’t afford it.

[໊ @bitedesires]

me after 2 shots of anything

[sandy ♰ @favgilmorex]

these are the people we want in acting industry btw

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

everytime i see a girl my age w kids im like omg if we was friends i would’ve nvr let that happen to u 😢

[• @yducknow]

My biggest problem is that I always have something to buy

[bless @blessthebeautyy]

This is just basic buzzfeed-esque white feminism which is why me and my homegirl fell asleep in the theater.

[smart and funny ✮ @R0B0Tgirlfriend]

@ashsrevenge_ Needd

[smart and funny ✮ @R0B0Tgirlfriend]

covering my right eye to conserve chakra

[The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @LorenzoTheCat]

Visions of grandeur---he thinks he's Egyptian.