R0maSexuals

Established in 2021. Club Record: 15-0-0. Goal Difference ➕6️⃣5️⃣.Members of Soccer Sixes Monday Night Premier Division. #R0mansBall #Undefeated

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Tonight we will play 3️⃣rd placed Kanvas at 8🔔s. We’ve had to make a few changes with lots of players not fancying turning out in the rain and👽testing positive for COVID-19.

Team as follows:

Ben Sid🧤
Jurwin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
M Holmes💰
M Jacques🌟
J Whiting©️
H Burgess🍔
N Fatherley💨

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Apologies to all the supporters for lack of activity on the tweeter recently. The lads had another W at Rockliff RFC on Monday evening over North East Athletic. After a sluggish start and missing🔑 players we managed to come from 1-0 down to win it 3-1. #11inarow #4pointsclear

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🚨NEWS FLASH🚨

After Monday’s comprehensive 3-1 Victory it sees us go 10-0 and we are sitting top of the league. Still a while to go but whispers of going undefeated are being thrown around. #TitleCharge #Soitis

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One of our own out in Jesmond tonight backing himself to finish off the Jug of Margaret Thatchers Cider #Tory #Maggie #Bankaz

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Here’s some of the squad out and about tearing up the toon tonight. Taking full advantage of @bijouxbar allowing tables inside now. #TeamBonding #LockUpYourDaughters

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@Declan_EJ Your Appeal has been Denied❌. Thank you for all your pennies over the years at least we won’t have to be stocking up any more Pukka Pies for a while #PlentyOfPiesNow #NoToMackems

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⚠️CLUB ANNOUNCEMENT⚠️

Strong rumours circulating tonight that the R0maSexuals have been contacted by the ESL. We believe this is why our fans were outraged.

Luckily CCTV has manage to pick up one of our Fans and we have had no choice but to BAN him for life.

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Disturbing scenes outside Rockliff RFC tonight as many R0man fans managed to form a roadblock surrounding Open The Medals Team 🚌 therefore @SoccerSixesS6 decided the game should be POSTPONED. #fuming #OffToTheQuarry

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‼️MATCHDAY‼️

Another Monday, Another Fixture as the R0mans take on 4th placed Open The Medal at 8️⃣.4️⃣0️⃣ 🔔s which will be a fierce battle by all accounts.

MatchDay Squad:
Ben Sid 🧤
M Walsh🏇🏿
T Walsh🔥
M Jacques🌟
J Bromham👂
J Whiting ©
J Hall🏎

1️⃣ Change this week👂↔️👽

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🚨UPDATED League Table🚨

After hitting the back of the net 1️⃣5️⃣ times last night averaging a goal every 1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ seconds it wasn’t enough to see us go top of the League #TitleRace #TightAtTheTop

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The final whistle blows at Rockliff RFC a resounding 15-0 Victory over 7th placed FC CopenBadly.

Goalscorers are as follows:

M Jacques⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
O Gourley⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
T Walsh⚽️⚽️
M Walsh⚽️
J Whiting⚽️
Cal the🐉(OG)

Special mention to Mr Reliable for his 30 yard Assist💪

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⚠️MATCHDAY SQUAD VS FC CopenBadly

📍Rockliff RFC 20:00 KO

2️⃣changes this week sees us bring in Mr Reliable between the sticks and Mad Jason passing a late fitness test to make the 7️⃣man squad.

Ben Sid🧤
M Walsh🏇🏿
T Walsh🔥
M Jacques🌟
O Gourley👽
J Whiting©️
J Hall🏎

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It’s been a while but it’s MATCHDAY!

The lads have been prepping well over the last 2 weeks and can tell you we are all very EXCITED to grace the hallow turf of Rockliff RFC once again as we look to keep up the 100% record.

MATCHDAY Squad to be announced later on today.

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Bankaz Training going well. Lasted half an hour at the Monkey Arms before Goolas started kicking off at the landlord claiming he was given a “watered down J Bomb” Onto the Fire Station now, things are starting to get lairy #Bankaz

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With another W on the board it takes us to 2nd place in the @SoccerSixesS6 Premier Division Table. With no fixture next Monday due to the Bankaz the gaffer has some gruelling fitness sessions over the next two weeks. Location TBC but likely to be in The Dolly most evenings.

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Another resounding victory for the R0mans as we keep marching on with an emphatic 12-3 victory under the Rockliff lights. Goal-scorers are as follows:

M Jacques⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
O Gourley⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️
T Walsh⚽️⚽️
J Bromham⚽️
J Whiting⚽️

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R0maSexuals VS BarcaLuka FC 8️⃣.4️⃣0️⃣PM Kick Off

TEAM NEWS is in and we have another debutant amongst the lads tonight and has made it into the matchday squad for tonight’s big clash.

Whiting©️
T Walsh 🔥
M Walsh🏇🏿
M Jacques🌟
J Bromham👂
O Gourley👽
M Parry 🇸🇬

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Tonight sees the lads face a side struggling for form bottom of the pile BarcaLuka FC. Even though they are without a win it will still be a stern test for our lads and we take nothing for granted. Huge queues at the turnstiles expected so get down early to avoid disappointment.

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Gaffer leading by example by ordering 6 pints for himself. 30 pints by the end of the night will be a good nights work were the gaffers words. #Fozzies #30PintChallenge

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P.s we apologise for the Cameraman’s commentary during the game. As fans you will be pleased to know he was fined a weeks wages for these antics and we re-assure you that he won’t be speaking during the game again.

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Here is our new marquee signing Marc Jacques on his debut gliding past a couple of 40 year olds and finding the top bins. We asked Marc about his performance after the match “Rockliff on a Monday night isn’t for everyone but it certainly is for me”- Marc Jacques 2K21.