Rory Wilde

Mossley, Gtr Manchester. Tories out, Glazers out.

[Savan Qadir @savanQadir]

Gosh this is brutal 🔥

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Farage looks like he's sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook...

[Paul Kirkley @prkirkley]

Reasons to be cheerful: have just bought some milk that will outlive the Tory government.

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

📉 Antony and Alejandro Garnacho played a combined 1 pass to Rasmus Højlund today. [via @StatmanDave] #mufc

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Marching and calling for a ceasefire and peace so that more innocent children don’t get killed is not really the definition of a hate march.

[Lennox Lewis, CBE, CM @LennoxLewis]

Just by looking at those love handles, i thought to myself, no way Fury had a full camp… I’m thinking he maybe got in 4-6 weeks…🤦🏾‍♂️ This definitely wasn’t same Fury who beat Wilder. #furyngannou

[Rory Wilde @R0ryW1lde]

Always like to see the Gypsy King do well but boxing did not need that one bit.

What a mess.

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

Today, the Tories came to Manchester.

This is how the good folk of Manchester greeted them.

[Sacha Lord @Sacha_Lord]

This is for the 3.8 million lives that were ignored.

The freelancers and the self employed.

The Conference are trying every trick to have this taken down…so I’ve just deployed large digital vans as well, to keep circling the area.

[Clive Lewis MP @labourlewis]

Suella Braverman is using the oldest trick in the book.

We should be sick and tired of it by now.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I’m confident that my package of measures will have strong support across the whole range of Tory donors with links to fossil fuels.
#RishiSunak #NetZero #GeneralElectionNow

[Hannibal Mejbri @HannibalMejbri]

Years of work went into that moment to score a goal for this incredible club. Impossible to enjoy it without the team getting the result we wanted ❤️👹

[Me, Mike. 🌍 @mikegallacher1]

Some things that seem to have lost the interest of the media:

Boris Johnson’s phone
Charlotte Owen
Michelle Mone
Dido Harding
PPE scandal
The Russia report
Dan Wootten

I suspect we will hear more about
Big dogs
Small boats
Greedy pensioners
Benefit scroungers

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Don’t forget to thank Rishi Sunak for doing such ‘a f**king good job’!

#PMQs

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Rishi Sunak cut taxes on champagne the same day he cut funding to rebuild schools.

That tells you all about his priorities.