Day 75 of gooningghhh
Today was my first long session in awhile ๐๐
My body is changing ๐ฅด
It's getting harder and harder to ride the edge without cumming so Ive been doing shorter goon sessions
...but today felt so good that I couldn't help but risk edging for a few hours ๐ตโ๐ซ
I was draining pigs whilst at the pub last nightโฆ
We didnโt pay for a single drink the entire night ๐
Life is so easy when you look this good ๐๐ผโโ๏ธ
PUKE THAT STINKY BACKED-UP VIRGIN LOAD ONTO MY FAT UGLY TONGUE! PAINT MY UGLY FUCKING FACE WITH YOUR ROTTEN BALL GUNK! I WANNA REAK OF A LOSER'S WASTED KIDS! DO IT! DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW! PAINT THIS UGLY CRINGW WHORE WITH YOUR TESTICLE MUCUS YOU FUCKING GOONTARD FAGGOT!
When I was single I used to save my cum in the freezer. It felt so taboo at the time, but it seems totally normal now. I love how Porn has improved me. I can't wait to leave my gf and get back to my true life!
Never in my life until recent times would I have considered that my armpits would ever be 1) hairy and 2) beloved my thousands of people across the globe. But you know what? Hell yeah