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M24
You drink Teh Tarik w condensed milk.

I drink Teh Tarik w Gula Melaka.

We are not the same.

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Words i live by :

1. You can teach a dumb person, but you cant undumb a dumb person
2. Learn to be accommodative, accommodate dumb people so no sins can be on you
3. If anyone says the sky is green, don't argue, simply agree and ask what shade of green

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@Eman_Primes The name of the movie is Monsters of Man 2020, directed by Mark Toia

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@sanymaa Can you somehow mail him your therapy bill ?

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@sanymaa Men & society : cover up or you will invite mockery & insult

Jesus & the sane people : gouge out your eye & cut off your limbs if it so causes you to sin

In this case, please turn off the sensory organs of this person

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@Interiorarchdes Not in new York lol, sound more like an apartment in Hong Kong

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@rierikawaii Please give power to your Yakuza to regulate these barbarians or your beautiful culture will cease to be.
Is it cruel to call them barbarians ? No, because they act like one when they think they are above you.The logic of Islam is to seek pity, enforce syariah/halal law, dominate

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@amarmarufanniam If you collect & clean all of your patients earwax, I am sure you can start selling candles

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Edo-period peasant farmer: I sure hope I can return home from market unmolested, though it's getting dark

The devious Yōkai:

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@Simple_Peasant1 Nescafe panas, no sugar but orders roti prata

Take that caramelised part of prata & add it into your tasteless nescafe

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@ScenesInFilm It is by plot armor the Dobermann didnt jump on the guy & tear him a new layer of skin

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@snowiecone

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@moustappen @Wazauw @colinselva @magmalaya @krispykreme Hah! Maybe kerja kalah kerbau utk 3 bulan pastu resign & cuti 2 bulan & repeat 🤣🤣🤣

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@Wazauw @moustappen @colinselva @magmalaya @krispykreme Benda paling kelakar bila gaji part time boleh kalah fulltime/manager kalau si PT tu kerja opening, closing, ambil 30min rest, no off day

Time gaji keluar best la, tp kesihatan mental tu dh pupus la

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@fdhlul_wafi @Hqkim567 @fatinaisha_ Hmm malas aku.....kay have fun being a lil boy

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@moooononinnn @fdhlul_wafi @Hqkim567 @fatinaisha_ Thanks for having the same view 🫱🏻‍🫲🏽

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@Hqkim567 @fatinaisha_ split la lagi teruk, dei

If you are broke, stay single, hustle till you can confidently text/tell a girl : "Let's go for dinner at 7:30 pm, i will pick you up, wear something semi formal"
hah gitu

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@its_The_Dr Anytime my family member say it is not needed to learn a combat art, I will show them this video

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@0nlyk1tt3n What is more infuriating is that she did send out a black anti human missile on the fucker

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@tongjin @NewsBFM So blatantly telling everyone to miss use the face of our Saviour ??? And then ask why you are in Hell ?? Funny la you 🤣

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@katsudonaruto And they want you to learn their language. You come to my house & i have to follow your rule ????

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@jvnior Whether you like it or not,
You will die as a Christian. Willingly or unwillingly?
The choice is up to you.
Become a Christian now, and you will have the best end.
Refuse to become a Christian, and you will suffer greatly.
Christianity is Submission to God.