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Why yes, attractive yet judgmental trainer, I am throwing up the Wu Tang sign as I do my lunges. It helps me balance.

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Dear all deadbeat Buffalo men, the Bills will not win a SB in our lifetimes if you don’t give that woman the sincere and groveling apology she deserves.

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@BlueRidgeRock When will we know which bands are playing on which days?

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@HBO Petition to have Jayden from #loveonthespectrum on #houseofthedragon in some capacity. Thank me later.

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@Starbucks Did you raise your prices? The price of my normal iced coffee has gone up by almost 20 cents.

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Just caught the Pete Davidson special on Netflix and it was surprisingly funny. Apparently something’s in the water in Staten Island @BQQuinn @SalVulcano

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@BQQuinn Like during the one week every year all of us are forced to turn on truTV, March Madness. Fast forward a few years to Fri night when b/w the IJ movie & Oscar-nominated 1917 & guess which was (admittedly narrowly) picked? So make sure to add the NCAA to your Christmas card list😉

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Bar-hopping on Thanksgiving Eve vs. eating KFC in bed while watching The Red Sea Diving Resort on Netflix #10YearChallenge

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.@Starbucks my account password is not working, even though I just logged in 3 days ago to reload my card and I’m positive I haven’t changed it since then. Have you been hacked? Help! Take my money please💸☕️

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Already hearing Oscar buzz about the #DirtyDancing remake

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@BQQuinn Just watched @SalVulcano's #AskAJoker. Don't worry, I can't blow a bubble either. #solidarity

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Why do I find men who unapologetically watch Bachelor in Paradise so sexy?

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Advent calendar chocolates #nomnomnom

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#TIL what a key party is #hardpass

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Eating pumpkin ice cream and watching the #WorldSeries

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It's 2:30 and I just realized my shirt is on backwards. Good luck to everyone who relies on me for legal advice #mondaybaby

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2 drinks last night, stayed out til 5 AM, and can't get out of bed at 2:30 PM. Please bring me @vitaminwater #stillinmy20s #andabagel

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Someone just Instagrammed a box of doughnuts and now I want a doughnut. Social media is omnipotent #allhail

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Getting excited for tonight! BYOB dinner then 90s cover band playing Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and Rage Against the Machine #itsthefreakinweekend

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Eating a @Klondikebar and watching the Wen infomercial #TURNDOWNFORWHAT @WenHairCare

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Take Price out of Montreal & the Habs probably have less playoff appearances than Toronto...and you morons were mad when they traded Halak