Randy Randerson

here’s to feeling good all the time

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

I love it that you can watch 200 college basketball games a season and then they get to the Final Four and you can be like “wow, this a camera view of the game that I’ve never seen before and absolutely sucks”

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

My wife seeing that I’m wearing long underwear underneath my pants on a day when I said I MIGHT go golfing if it’s warm is like at the Red Wedding when Catelyn Stark realized Roose Bolton was wearing chainmail and that all of her remaining family members were about to be murdered

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

Round of 32 TV scheduling continues to be a complete shitshow. Four games early and four games late, it’s not that hard

[James Allen @JamesAllen27]

Me when Hotel California comes on.

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

“Lil’Jordan with a BIG drop!” - Jim Nantz already in his bag

[Mike Ott (Lover of beer and green bean casserole) @DustyBottoms04]

Me inspecting the lines in my lawn after my wife decided to mow while I was at work

[Kevin Clark @bykevinclark]

The Seahawks have literally never played in a normal game.

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

@atrupar

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

@JRRadcliffe @wiaawistate During the TV broadcast they also said that he had the D3 Champ. game rushing record. Shoutout to the WIAA lol

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

@jaypo1961 He’ll be able to see over his lineman. So that’ll be something new

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

Come back to this tweet when Hunter Simmons leads Wisconsin to a win today in Ann Arbor

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

Can Danny O’Neill see over his lineman???

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

If you’re talking about the Super Bowl halftime show in early October, then you’re a clown and your opinion on anything football related means nothing

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

Oh you don’t give your child screen time? Congratulations. We’ll see who’s laughing when my daughter is reading pre-snap blitzes and 2-high safety by the time she’s 10 months old.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

Football

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

Quentin Johnston stole Brian Thomas Jr.’s skills the same way the Monstars did in Space Jam

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

Are we sure Braedyn Locke could see over his lineman for the past two seasons??

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

Can Danny O’Neill see over his lineman???

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

@TraeFinnegan No clue. I let my agent handle all the business side of things. I can confirm that I’ll be listening to the smooth sounds of Yacht Rock radio later today though

[Randy Randerson @R2Disch2]

Happy to announce that I will once again be a Sirius XM subscriber for the next 12 months. Some tough negotiations, but my agent (my wife) was able to talk the good people over at Sirius XM down to a price that should benefit all parties involved

[Christopher Powers @CPowers14]

I actually want to go to Club Wyndham more than I want to go to Aqua