Mallow

Liberals want spiders to be even sexier

[Mallow @R2mallow]

maybe I can be a clown every day

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

scientists are calling me “the one person that is allowed to put q-tips into their ear canal” say things like “she’s just so careful” and “i don’t know how she does it”

[Mallow @R2mallow]

@KerogKerog if you think that's funny I have a show for you

[◇ Tania ♡ @TaniaFromME]

I'm a very poor woman and I wish I could afford cosmetic surgery and it's very deeply painful to me that I can not and probably will never be able to

[angel of love and kindness @RideForDeath]

Had such a good idea I got a boner #StrokeOfPenius

[#1 horse hater @tocophobia]

i wanna kiss u until my lips are raw and bleeding and all we taste is the sweetness of each other’s blood

[Mallow @R2mallow]

@ItzBasicDad I'll kiss you on the mouth

[Mallow @R2mallow]

I love Halloween I love my friends!!!

[robin 🥀 @tarmogal]

wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his politics. didn’t realize he was a really scary vampire

[Mallow @R2mallow]

Hunter Crest

[Mallow @R2mallow]

i feel so old now, I've wasted my youth

[Papuchochoł @papuchochoe]

MY GOD

[Mallow @R2mallow]

clown sundaes :D

[🛡️JAWN of Arc ⚔️ @HerbGoddezz]

Tis the season to keep them thangs on me 🙂‍↕️

[Mallow @R2mallow]

the absolute WORST person you know was born in 2005

[Mallow @R2mallow]

looks like some sort of a melon soda float...

[𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 🎀 @pinkglitterie]

Melon cream soda tie 🍈

[Mallow @R2mallow]

@YourlieinApryl_ it's so sad Socrates didn't live long enough to see private twitter accounts, he would've loved it

[Mallow @R2mallow]

I just had the most romantic dream ever and now I can never settle for less and also WHY DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP NOOOOO

[Mallow @R2mallow]

@clarabelless no armpits taste way better than ranch, ranch is disgusting

[Mallow @R2mallow]

i thought this person was joking

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Disgusting. They are combining hydrogen, carbon and oxygen to create fat molecules then manipulate that to taste like butter. Why do this when we already have butter?