Jason Middleton

Michiganiac in Tennessee, Libertarian, Boy Scout, adrenaline junkie, freelance writer, lifelong Spartan, amateur road tripper, and sports enthusiast.

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

I love the offsides rule in hockey. It disallows cherry picking.

I hate the offsides rule in soccer. It punishes the offense for the defense being lazy and out of position.

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

The tooth fairy sets inflation. The @federalreserve has nothing to do with it

[TESLARATI @Teslarati]

https://t.co/ruI6pmxIMV

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

Can we just all agree that these referees in the nba should all just be fired? That was an awful performance by them

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

We should make Viking tradition more commonplace. If old people think the only way they’re going to paradise is by fighting in battle, it’ll make the Boomers constant warmongering more tolerable. #karensforvalhalla

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

bama: were the #1 team in america right now

vanderbilt:

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

Found this really cool rock on a hike today so I brought it home

[Miles Bridges @MilesBridges]

Happy 810 Day 🦍🦍

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

fuck it, FULL Deadpool & Wolverine movie

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

Playing in the national championship game in NCAA25. MSU vs Oklahoma State. The mascot for OK State? Yep. It’s the Oklahoma Sooners mascot.

I expect Oklahomans to burn down EA’s offices any day now @EASPORTSCollege

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

Do yall remember when we didn’t know something so we would “just Google it”?

Well don’t. Google is broke. Broke broke.

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

@shecolem 9:30 is when I go off the rails

[Jessica Benson @jessbensontv]

Big month for UK disappearing acts.

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

Whenever someone pulls up in a loud, lifted truck with absurd tires, I just am glad I never have to live life with a dick that small.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Show me a man that gets rich by being a politician and I'll show you a crook. -Harry Truman

Nancy Pelosi
Annual salary: $223,000
Net worth: $202 million

Mitch McConnell
Annual salary: $200,000
Net worth: $95 million

Chuck Schumer
Annual salary: $210,000
Net worth: $75 million

Elizabeth Warren
Annual salary: $193,000
Net worth: $73 million

What do you think?

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

If 6” can shut down Nashville, imagine what it’ll do to your love life.

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

@shecolem

[Jason Middleton @R31nhold4]

@shecolem Wear a T-shirt that says “smooches for Shelbs”