Lance the Vibe checker

Musician/Producer and Video game enthusiast. bit-boy 😩 He/Him

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Did your most anticipated albums over the last two years meet expectations, exceed expectations, or completely shit the bed?

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A lot of the same people that claim to love Jesus are same people that would have been cheering to have him crucified. Shit doesn’t change, except for the optics.

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@RobertJZigster @benmekler Lol that was insanely fast

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@LookAtDustin Sounds like you suffer from “raised by black parents” syndrome. Not crazy, but definitely trauma 😂

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@IssaRae I say that every summer, yet here I am…once again…in this speedo by the pool lookin like a glitched out GTA stripper. 🤦🏾‍♂️🫠 but it’s alright. And also ok.

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“When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the the red flags just look like flags”

- Owl lady wit the boots from Bojack Horseman

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Cotton candy grapes taste like green grapes, nothing more. Y’all buggin 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@logansmith_66 @MarkThevenot @kylegriffin1 Eww…Ricki Lake’s audience from the 90s wants their teleprompter back.

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@kylegriffin1 Because evil is just gon do what it’s gon do 🤷🏾‍♂️ #Basura

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@ShellzJG88 @XavierDLeau That makes your teeth fall out eventually too

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Floating by R3qwSt on #SoundCloud https://t.co/d21Dzg4TKl

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@Jade_struggling @Bnikspeaks @KiaSpeaks Bad versions of all signs suck…lol…because, bad 😅🤣🤷🏾‍♂️

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Im tired. This place is tiring. People are tiring. The world is annoying. But I like nice things and there are people that I love that love me. So I push on.

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@RyanDHobart @alondorito @percpoop

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@Bnikspeaks @jaybreann_ @KiaSpeaks We aren’t separated by gender…only by those who go to therapy and those who don’t. Again, who hurt you? Psychology today dot com can help you find someone to help you unpack that 😌

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@c__ray333 @Bnikspeaks @KiaSpeaks That’s true…doesn’t justify the fuckery though 🤣

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@KiaSpeaks @Bnikspeaks 😂🤣

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@Bnikspeaks @KiaSpeaks Lol…just because we don’t want to be found doesn’t mean we’re lost 😂

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@Bnikspeaks @KiaSpeaks Nuh uhhhh that ain’t got nothin to do with us ♐️🤣 Homie is a lost one.

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Shane Dawson might be a father soon.

To. A. Human…🫠🫣