Kerberos V.

Owner of Cerberus Oddities. Professional Taxidermist. Help Wanted.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

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[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian Alright, good luck.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian Wonderful.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@scoutmills Stop what?

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

Me when I lie.

[Scout Mills; They/Them (silly goofy mood era) @scoutmills]

NOTHING BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN!

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian Oh? How pleasant. I'd love for us to meet and talk.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian No we haven't met.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian Even surgeons can't safely preform such surgeries themselves. Come over and I'll do it for you.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian I don't particularly want to run over and fix your limbs just so I don't lose another employee to blood loss.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian Well I'd recommend against doing it yourself if you aren't a Flesh avatar.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian I can give you a replacement if you really want. I personally would prefer to just fix the one you've got but whatever works best for you, I suppose.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian It would impossible to find one that would fit as well as that which my body itself created.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian Oh it was just to fix a few things, I put it back on afterwards.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@MatthewGaiman I have plenty cat specimens and mounts for sale if you would like one.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian Hah.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@vrochehistorian I assure you that my work environment is professional.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

Anyone else here a Weezer fan?

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@GOODVlBRATlONS There are so many more enjoyable things to do than to spend time around living people.

[Kerberos V. @R3duc3dToBon3s]

@GOODVlBRATlONS Just because often am and enjoy being alone doesn't mean I'm lonely. The Lonely would have no benefit in taking me.