Jeff

#LootGet! like you are getting loot!

[ᴄʜɪʟᴏ🏴‍☠️ @olich010]

Human supremacy

[trash jones @jzux]

alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. but you're not gonna like the performance

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Texting gf “All quiet on the menstrual front?” and immediately getting jaw blown apart by a sniper on an adjacent apartment building

[𝘱𝘺𝘳𝘢 ໒꒱ @cospyra]

by age 20 you should have:

- joined a discord you don’t talk in
- a video game you spent too much money on
- an unhealthy attachment to a fictional character
- a friend from a completely different part of the world that you never met IRL but you’d trust with your life

[kellie 🪩 @cemeteryfIowers]

this is actually exactly what happened when i opened my email inbox this morning

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

*breaks into house unannounced*

*calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak*

*sings about himself*

*leaves*

[daniel hentschel @danghentschel]

Lawyer up assholes

[girlypop @pinkviolyn]

ppl who REFUSE to watch anything animated are so boorrrrrinngfffffffgggg

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[{✦} BIG RAD DEMON DAD {✦} @_VioMarks_]

she jack on my box til i quiplash

ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny

[The Mythic J @TheMythicJ]

You'll never be happy if you chase after white women #staywoke