Matt

i'm funny and sad and i take shitty selfies.

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

I don't know how to not sound basic about this, so please just take it sincerely.

I am here for anyone that needs to talk.

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@bitchywrld yes girl it sure the fuck is

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@Walkera66 Oh sorry it's a toque not a hoodie but still

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@Walkera66 who asked bro in the hoodie to make that face? look like he wanna steal all the present from whoville

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@Walkera66 to be fair he warned us in star67

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

nintendo really acts like a manga villain sometimes, big "how dare you peasants look upon me" vibes

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@dawisvatts Idk if the police will do it, but I'm down to break some laws

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@Walkera66 they do be losing a lot of blood every 4 weeks or so

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

i should clarify, i mean thkip

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

It's wild to me that I can check youtube and they're like "here's skip's brother, he's actually an accomplished chef and specializes in mexican cuisine"

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@Eden_Eats Can i order these? Like to send to my friends? Or do I have to learn this skill and then mail them

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@ohfold not a wu tang fan eh?

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@charissleung I was in the puerto valarta airport like 3 weeks ago and they wanted like $11 for a lil heat lamp slice of pizza, they're out of control

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@charissleung SIR! WHO MADE YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY TO ASK FOR?

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@NoContextBrits

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

this is my hero

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@keyswrld fuck it

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

am i supposed to read this to the tune of that's amore?

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@bitchywrld *our* birthday

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@keyswrld I got you

[Matt @R3ptileRecords]

@bitchywrld fellas, is it feminine to enjoy