In a way, it’s nice to know that the last remaining shred of dignity we had left as a nation is officially dead.
For most of 226 years, we managed to treat the seat of executive power with reverence and prestige, and now, in one fell swoop, it’s a big dumb circus for retards and rednecks.
And we couldn’t even manage an interesting show. That’s the sad thing. We didn’t desolate the gravitas of the seat of American power for a grand spectacle. We did it for dirt bikes and sweaty dudes punching each other. The most unbelievably boring shit you could possibly imagine.
We can’t even be epic in our retardation. That’s almost the worst part.
Funnier: I largely accepted the invite because I wanted to see what the BTS of Beast inc and productions like this look like for myself. Figured I’d get eliminated early and could look around.
THEN I somehow won the whole thing and I GET TO GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS AWAY 🤣🤣
In 1977, Bill Gates was arrested for driving without a license.
In 2010, he used the outline of his mugshot as the default profile picture for Microsoft Outlook.
visits the pope → pope dies
leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse
flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide
Man’s got a streak.
"The great irony is of course that Donald Trump is the son of an immigrant. The grandson of an immigrant and married to an immigrant.
In fact two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do."