Liar

twitter is real life

[khaled: @kh177]

شعورك بعد حذف محادثة كان فيها تاريخ كامل من الذكريات .

[Nicari 🤍 @Nicari]

no way we’re crying about having to hang someone in call of duty like we haven’t been virtually blowing people’s brains out and killing civilians for 20+ years

[m𑣲cèo @maceomarzotto]

when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

Lmaoo. When me & you start this one???

[Jindu✨ @jindu__]

"it's okay to talk about it"

~ person wey wan hear gist

[GodLogic_GL @GodLogic_GL]

Lol

[chase @aechss]

youll really hop on twitter and realize this is all that some niggas have

[🐦‍🔥 @PREEM1E]

Woke up from a dream where I was living in my own house and married

[𝓔𝔀𝓾𝓻𝓪𝓫𝓮𝓷𝓪 @AbenaAnders]

So now,any table with two or more women seated,the conversation must be about men? Asem oo😭

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

Why she can’t ask YOU for 40 dollars that’s pathetic as fuck

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

you’re in luck if you attend a party the in-laws are beefing lowkey and them guide. you fit carry celebrant go house 😭

[sylvia⋆𝜗𝜚 @sylaxoo]

Not sure how I ended up on French protest twitter but I support them

[- @alani419]

twitter videos dey chop data gaan

[lays ackerman🧣 @havencatsy]

quando eu vejo um edit com o maior spoiler da minha vida e tento fingir que não vi

[TrendingTony @trending_tony]

¿Tenemos la FOTO DEL AÑO?

(Dueño defendiendo su tienda de videojuegos durante los disturbios en Francia)

[Lonwabo @Lxnwabo]

You must be having one of your episodes again…

[Favalli @masterganjaok]

Un héroe ha caido

[IFEANYịCHUKWU!! @OgbajiIfeanyi]

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!!

Sachet water is ₦50 now. Very soon the weather will become very hot. Please whenever you are in town and you are thirsty, enter any bank and drink their chilled water. It’s free.! They normally hide their disposable cups. So take your cup whenever you're going out.

Also, feel free to use their toilet when pressed, it is always neat. After all, you pay for SMS alert, electronic alert, stamp duty, VAT, etc. The maintenance fee they charge you is to maintain utilities.

You don't need to thank me, what are we friends for?

[el pistolero. @letozzycook]

200l i dey freshers hostel when
my sis send me 10k after i never chop for days, network no gree am enter until 12am 😭

na my last energy i use buy 6 rite and big sosa from that b wing shop, as i begin chop i no know when i pass out 😭🤣🤣🤣 my body enter shock as e detect sugar