oh look at me im patrick jane i wear cunty vests and roll my slutty sleeves up and am married to THE teresa lisbon and have perfect hair and perfect people reading skills that shield me from the law and guarantee me a job and everyone has to put up w me. fuck you patrick jane.
the secret is out! i participated in rom-com detectives podcast and of course i discussed my favorite episode "Red Badge"! you can listen to it here 🩷 https://t.co/8XRYgv7MA1