Matt Klingenberg

[Matt Klingenberg @R8MKlingenberg]

@ProvidenceBelis The best definition of the cause of depression is:
"Unmet Expectations"

[Matt Klingenberg @R8MKlingenberg]

@JaneDoeNumbers The correct answer is love. Love requires three things:
1. A being to do the loving (a)
2. A separate being to receive the love (b)
3. The free choice for (a) to love (b)

Without any of these things, love cannot exist.

[Matt Klingenberg @R8MKlingenberg]

@owenthcarey Apart from thermodynamics, the fact there is something instead of nothing.

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@HTBF1968 Yes. One is a moral good, one is a moral evil. It has nothing to do with noise.

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@LargeFamDad public school has always been daycare for poor kids. It's not a scam, thats what it is. Private school isn't much better. Homeschool is the only option if you want educated kids.

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@tuuu28283 I was 4, shot my moms handgun. It was a revolver, got the hot powder in my eye because my face was to close to the cylinder. I cried. It was then I fell in love with guns.

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@BradRedekopp An Embarrassment to the west.

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@ShitpostRock2 Looks like all of Dorians friends got an N64 to me.

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@TristinHopper Every American I know has been saying this to Canadians for many years. They love you guys and want to see you break out of this madness.

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@geoffkeighley Total War 40k, Lords of the Fallen 2, Whatever game FROM comes out with next.

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@neorouxls All lasting art is Conservative. All of it. This is true by the nature of it's existance.

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@The_King_Trout Gnosticism is literally RC doctrine my dude.
"We have special knowledge, listen to us to get the special knowledge so you can learn what the Bible really says. Don't trust your lying eyes."

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@elonmusk I would if I were you. A volcano lair sounds awesome.

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@japan_nobunaga I was 14, I walked up to the old man with a scraggly beard and overalls at his stall at the gun show and asked him if he'd be willing to sell me his pistol. "Does your dad know?" He asked. "Yes sir." I told him. He nodded and I bought my first gun.

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@The_King_Trout I like you man, but thats literally how I filter bots.
Gay retarded weeb = probably a real person.
Fit person outside = probably a bot.

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@CooperZurad In the garden of Eden, mankind fell to sin and the earth was cursed. Software is no exception.

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@athiestboi So... Are you for or against killing children? I can't help but feel like this is a self own.

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@compliantvc Ok, but I don't see how this helps immigration. We need more immigrants Henrick! It's what makes the EU the best place on earth.

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@brianeskow Elon has objectively made millions of peoples lives better, including mine.

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@ewarren You are an enemy of the American people. Thats the wake-up-call.