Reductio Ad Abortum

The Nick Cannon of philosophy. #manisauselesspassion

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When someone talks about what’s true in a determined, transcendent way, not realizing they’re taking part in a construction of truth through language in that very moment—without even justifying how exactly they know what true or not in the first place:

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Heideggerian bf, Carnapian gf

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Maybe the real dialectic was all the friends we’ve annoyed along the way.

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“SLAB!” is my love language game. 🖤

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When the guy who doesn’t read books cuz it’s all a global conspiracy to distract you from the threat of interdimensional vampires tells you to read his new blog:

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When the later Wittgenstein runs into early Wittgenstein:

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When a self-proclaimed absurdist runs into a self-proclaimed existentialist:

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When the homie says he can’t keep a girl because they don’t understand his philosophical views:

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Philosophy Wrapped

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Rudolf Carnap hearing someone quote Heidegger:

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If Socrates was around today he’d for sure be a savage jujitsu coach gaslighting his students saying that the only thing he knows about jujitsu is that he knows nothing as he proceeds to put them into guillotines, arm bars, and rear naked chokes.

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having a crush is bourgeois indulgence

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“Being-towards-death” why don’t you be-getting-some-bitches

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Life is so fragile. You think someone is doing ok, and then the next moment they’re getting really into Hegel.

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Sartre: “The appearance of the other in the world corresponds therefore to a congealed sliding of the whole universe.”

Heidegger:

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“Thus all human cognition begins with intuitions, proceeds from thence to conceptions, and ends with catnip.” - Immanuel Kat

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Witt:

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Wittgenstein: “We are talking about the spatial and temporal phenomenon of language, not about some non-spatial, non-temporal phantasm.”

also Witt in the same paragraph: “it is possible to be interested in a phenomenon in a variety of ways.”

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After you read Descartes’ Meditations for the first time: