𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥.

the fourth smartest man in the universe.

english only. lewd and non lewd portrayal.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ɢᴏ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗪𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗𝗡'𝗧 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗛𝗘𝗡 𝗜 𝗚𝗢 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗘𝗡.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʜɪᴍ ɢᴏ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

[ 🗨️ ] : ngl kinda wanna write a parker. just don't know if i would go with peter, may, or ben lol

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀no nut november? what a ridiculous trend. as if [ your muse ] can survive month without swallowing bruce's load.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

[ 🗨️ ] : ngl kinda wanna write a parker. just don't know if i would go with peter, may, or ben lol

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀no nut november? what a ridiculous trend. as if [ your muse ] can survive month without swallowing bruce's load.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀so, [ your muse ] decided to try and calm the devil hulk down ...

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀... how did that end out for you?
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀post hulk clarity hits and you realize you have to walk naked be ause you don't have spare clothes.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀it's the best kind.
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[‎ ‍‍ ‎ ‍‍ ‎ ‍‍* 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘. @STRSPNGLDMN]

Quite the dynamic.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

@starlordxnt ⠀
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀well? you have your hypothesis. you just need to gather data. and i'm not gonna get dressed anytime soon.

you can find that out very easily, quill.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

<- 5'9 top

[‎ ‍‍ ‎ ‍‍ ‎ ‍‍* 𝕽𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘. @STRSPNGLDMN]

<— 6’4 bottom.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀even the world's angriest scientist need a vacation.
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[ＡＮＴ-ＭＡＮ． @_LlTTLEGUY]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒈.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀name's man ... but you can call me ant.
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[ᵂᴬᔆᵀᴱᴰ 𝒑𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒂𝒍 @__blondemoment]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝒉𝒆'𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

@clawedheist ⠀
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀and bruce is fully intending to ignore him. out of all the shit he's been through, this is gonna be easy, right?

"uh-huh. and you're gonna be a good boy and behave, won't you?"
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

@clawedheist ⠀
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀bruce only sighs ... and scooted to the side. just enough to give the other space to sit in.
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

@clawedheist ⠀
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

[ 💚 ] : comics saying bruce is average built and then draw him like this.

[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

@F4NTASTICPHD ⠀
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⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀yeah. the white sand beach and the palm trees do look good. leagues better than the desert where i usually am.

... that's the view you're referring to, right?
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[𝗗𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗨𝗖𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗥. @RAGINGDR]

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