India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi actually said this👇
• India celebrated Republic day on 26th January. 2+6 =8
• Indonesian President’s birthday is on 17th. 1+7 =8
With this IQ, this man wants to be Nehru!
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"You gave Congress 60 years. Just give me 60 months, and I'll make India so developed that even Americans will stand in queues for visas."
A few years later...
"I can deliver only if you give me a double-engine government. Then development will run at double speed."
After 12 years...
"If I wasn't in power, you would all be dead by now. Trust me, we will become a world power by 2056."
– Jumelendra Maharaj
🚨SUPREME EMBARRASSMENT:
Russian News is now covering how the Turkish president had to guide a confused Trump around like a dementia patient. A true laughingstock on the world stage.
🇺🇸 Donald Trump: "If Iran wanted to, it could destroy Italy with nuclear weapons in 3 minutes."
🇮🇹 Giorgia Meloni: "There are 9 countries with nuclear weapons in the world, and the only country that has used them is the US."
🚨"Fui testigo de los rituales que realizan, bebiendo sangre humana y si me hubiesen notado, me abrían matado". Pocos días después de esta declaración, la princesa Diana, moría en un extraño y misterioso accidente de tránsito. 💀 ☠️