Ramzy Nasrallah

this is my government name, just look that up if you want to find me on other less toilety sites

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

This is the stupidest team I’ve ever seen in my life.

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

https://t.co/UHj45C85AX

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Ball State Situational runs at 1:15pm ET @11W today.

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

Wrote about David Letterman and Pat Benatar’s husband’s bourbon https://t.co/UHj45C85AX

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

talked with the new guy @LAlenstein about Day's evolution at Ohio State https://t.co/JsNmLWXDLg

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

I went long on the unheralded handyman Urban Meyer hired to fix Ohio State's stale offense nine years ago. https://t.co/lBhiSB5Pou

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Lmao this you?

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Ohio State is the preseason No.1 team in the country. What could possibly go right? https://t.co/Ee2GWEPWi7

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

https://t.co/AAf7K3LHVR

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Situational season 15 kicks off 1:15pm ET @11W today

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

We are back 🏈 🥃 https://t.co/AAf7K3LHVR

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

alright, time to sign off again. Remember, there's been nothing unlucky about the Browns since 1999. Every bit of bad juju has come from inside the house. https://t.co/FTJEmSxGVL

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

Browns mortgaged their soul for a notoriously fragile sex pest who can barely function when temps dip below 65 and you won't believe what happened next

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

We sunsetted our (popular!) Browns pod when they mortgaged the franchise for a broken sex pest because we knew the next several years would just be us screaming WE TOLD YOU SO, THEY ARE SO DUMB every week and that would suck to produce almost as much as it would suck to listen to

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

Welcome back to Nobody Could Have Predicted This, where we convince ourselves nothing matters and caring about anything is wasted energy
https://t.co/KBlDggYzuQ

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

Taking two quarterbacks in a bad quarterback draft, incredible

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

I am again humbly asking the media and all of the fans to speak Jaxon Smith-Vanilla into the mainstream

[Jake Butt @Jbooty88]

And yes @OhioStateFB @OhioStateOnBTN Brock Boyd was also impressive. He’s wearing the #11… and has a similar build to JSN (no I am not comparing the 2)

But Boyd does have a similar play style. Very crisp and Savvy route runner, but has speed to be a threat deep. Very good feel for space and leverage. The stuff you can’t really teach.

I also get the sense that’s he’s just a ball player. He practiced with high level intention and competition. It seems to me like football means a lot to him and he wants to push himself hard. Can say that about a bunch of guys, but felt it necessary to add here

[Bru ‘N Company 🎙 @BruNCompany]

The judge should make this an easy case.

Make a 28-yard FG from a hash down 3.

Make, enter the portal.

Miss, 2 years in prison.

[Eleven Warriors @11W]

Urban Meyer hired an unheralded handyman to fix Ohio State’s stagnant offense. Nine years later, that guy runs the program with the scar tissue of a seasoned football executive. https://t.co/ieHhxaykd5

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

@atmoore1216 thank you

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

Preseason magazines used to be great, but these days *record scratch* just kidding they still kick ass. Here's Turfman's College Foot-Ball Almanac 2026, featuring a cast of familiar voices, including yours truly on the defending national champs. Buy here: https://t.co/RbKwF7FmYJ

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

hello, here are 7,000 words about Ryan Day's odyssey from New Hampshire to 3rd base to thriving atop an empire which devoured a dozen more-qualified coaches prior to his arrival. https://t.co/lBhiSB5Pou

[Ramzy Nasrallah @ramzy]

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Nine years ago, Urban Meyer hired an unheralded handyman to fix Ohio State’s stagnant offense. Nine years later, that guy now does all the hiring. It's season preview szn - 1:15pm ET today @11W