RANDALL B

Georgia Bulldogs,college football,pro football, Atlanta Braves, major league baseball

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https://t.co/N5ckWo91rC

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That one last kid in every family...🤣👏

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@cassandrawebbtv Congratulations!

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Someone asked me "How many people work at your job?"
I said "About half of them."

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I don't know how people get eaten by sharks. I mean...how do you not hear the music?

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If I ever go missing, be sure and use my selfie with the most likes.

[RANDALL B @RANDALLBRAMLETT]

Latte
(n) Italian for "you paid too much for that coffee."

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I hope the next big trend in music is talent.

[RANDALL B @RANDALLBRAMLETT]

Someone asked me "How many people work at your job?"
I said "about half of them."

[RANDALL B @RANDALLBRAMLETT]

A cannibal showed up late for his anniversary dinner. He got the cold shoulder.

[RANDALL B @RANDALLBRAMLETT]

You open a new pack of bread and skip the first one because its ugly. Don't be breadjudiced.

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Those first two guys that thought Superman was a bird or a plane...why the heck were they so excited?

[RANDALL B @RANDALLBRAMLETT]

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else."
-Benjamin Franklin

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I missed the Grammys last night. Did they pass around a collection plate for Kanye?

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QUOTE OF THE DAY:
If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"
- John Wooden

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@LateNightSeth Perhaps Ben should have used Obama's map of the 57 states he visited during his campaign

[RANDALL B @RANDALLBRAMLETT]

https://t.co/Jt7v7dHKzw Hate when opossums are in the microwave lol