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my dad's a cop

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@Julieisfly Just fingered my own ass.

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@DirtNasty

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@Nintendead

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@LoganRikard I love being white.

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@MayorBurnsy I'd let you throat punch my esophagus with your cock no questions asked.

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@JimNorton Please play the middle-aged Jerry Sandusky in the Lifetime movie.

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@MayorBurnsy Shout out to your big, thick penis.

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@MayorBurnsy If you died, I'd put forth one's best effort to try and fuck you back to life.

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@MayorBurnsy I'd go down on your pecker in front of my parents on a police dash cam.

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@MayorBurnsy I want to have a slumber party inside your wiener's pee-hole.

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I can't help but think that any guy that has the balls to still drive a Geo Metro doesn't have a huge cock.

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@MayorBurnsy Post a picture of your dick.

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@MrFornicator I'm glad you don't take Twitter too serious or anything. 140,000+ favorites. Really? Is that a part time or full time job?

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@FauxJohnMadden That'd be legit if one of the @SportsCenter anchors went on a drug-fueled tirade, tonight, and had a sextape leak next week.

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@corneezy @legendaryadam What kind of shit is this?

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@JimNorton The head of my dick looks exactly like your face. I'm going to be a virgin forever, aren't I, Jim?

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@FauxJohnMadden Something about Joran van der Sloot, probably. #ThingsThatLastedLongerThanNorthKoreasMissile

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@AndyMilonakis I want to drink Four Loko with you with your shirt off.

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Hahahahahaha! RT @cnnbrk Whitney Houston drowned in a foot of hot water, autopsy says http://t.co/8zg8GNW0

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If "I want to fuck you until you die" doesn't get you wet, you're a bitch.