𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

(𝟖𝟏𝟐) 𝑹𝑰𝑳𝑳𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑶𝑴, 𝑻𝑯𝑬 🥁 𝑷𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

need a big, hunky bodyguard or a strong pair of arms? call DRUMSTICK SERVICES now! whatever you need, he’ll do it!

𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗡’𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗨’𝗥𝗘 𝟭𝟭𝟬% 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗗! 🥁

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

need a big, hunky bodyguard or a strong pair of arms? call DRUMSTICK SERVICES now! whatever you need, he’ll do it!

𝗛𝗘 𝗪𝗢𝗡’𝗧 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗜𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗨’𝗥𝗘 𝟭𝟭𝟬% 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗙𝗜𝗘𝗗! 🥁

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

SLOSH, WOBBLES AND RIPPLES UP THE SPINE-

what the HELL was that for?!

[ᴛᴀɴɴᴇʀ @DARKPOK3MON]

Slaps the reader's ass. . .

“Nice ass bro!”

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

greasy, sloshy, fat, wobbly jungle asspussy…

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

5 hours knuckle deep in that GORILLA GOOCH:

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

i think i might need ass or chest reduction surgery at this rate…

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

somehow it’s remarkably easy for a 7’4 rilla to be bent over by a short king at the gym and just 𝗥𝗨𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗗 in the locker room.

it’s always the short ones with the twelve inchers that always want a shot at drowning that rilla womb with their poke - batter…

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

5 hours knuckle deep in that GORILLA GOOCH:

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

SLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLK💦

itchy, so sweaty…just keep digging in there, it’ll go away soon! probably-

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

lifting weights and letting that damp, slick, sticky rilla rump air out and pucker through those shorts at the reader.

watch the entire weight room s t e a m -

[𝙕𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖 ⛉ @DAUNTLESSDILF]

~⚔︎⛉⚔︎⛉⚔︎⛉⚔︎⛉⚔︎⛉⚔︎~

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

did you need something? it’s pretty rude to stand in a man’s way while he’s trying to finish his set at the gym…

j-jungle udders??? you mean his PECTORALS? beau’s not gonna like that (he will).

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

pov: the last thing you see before beau accidentally sits on you after a two hour gym session.

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

leg day? beau’s favorite, can’t you tell! then again maybe he should lay off the nanab berries, they seem to go to all the wrong places.

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

type matchups >>>>

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

SLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLKSLK💦

itchy, so sweaty…just keep digging in there, it’ll go away soon! probably-

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

so much THROBBING! and CHURNING, when did nanabs get so noisy? and…

when did beau start 𝗼𝘃𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴?

[✹𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥✹ @SolarLionel]

The more potent the better the stats you’ll gain from it, my dear!

Just you wait till your ass starts plumping up nonstop from it~

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

slurp it up, huh? it smells, REALLY smells. looks shiny, almost…greasy?

somehow it looks really, appetizing for some reason…

[✹𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥✹ @SolarLionel]

Maybe you’ll just have to slurp all the nutrients and protein out of it then!

Don’t worry, he’ll help you

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

w-wife?!

oh…okay. mmmf~

[✹𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥✹ @SolarLionel]

That’s a good wife~

[𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑼🌿 @RAUNCHYRILLAS]

a bite on a nanab like that? i don’t think even MY choppers could get through…

[✹𝐋𝐞𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐥✹ @SolarLionel]

Cmon… a bite wouldn’t hurt~