𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃

》 ″𝘈𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘯’ 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥!‶

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

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“𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙩
𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙬 𝙬𝙖𝙧 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨
𝙤𝙛 𝙢𝙮 𝙤𝙬𝙣.”

—𝙅𝙤𝙝𝙣 ‘𝙎𝙤𝙖𝙥’ 𝙈𝙖𝙘𝙏𝙖𝙫𝙞𝙨𝙝
𝘿𝙚𝙢𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 𝙀𝙭𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙩
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[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

Shouldn’t be allowed tae eat toast in bed man, heavy rollin abt in crumbs gonny wake up lit a mozzarella dipper the mawra

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

Sure ya did. That why ya didnt knock?

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

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Yer interrupting my bath time..
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[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

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I juju’d off the beat 😔💥💥👊🏻💥💥
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[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

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I fergot my other pack at home—
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[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

Asked the lass at Krispy Kreme fer 5 Nutella donuts and she says “have ya got any nut allergies?” Aye pal im planning suicide by donut.

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

@WRAlTHlNG ||👁👁

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

I knew ya were capable of laughing

[𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐏𝐄𝐑 @mortiisangelus]

i’m ashamed to admit this made me laugh

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

Me: wow I’m so hungry!

Horse: *nervously* how hungry

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

I like those big bastard crabs.

[「 𝐃𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐉𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐍. 」 @MANINBESKAR]

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˗ˏˋ 𝘌𝘯𝘻𝘰 𝘙𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴 ˎˊ˗
•𝘊𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘶𝘵𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳•

“𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞… K̳i̳l̳l̳ 𝐨𝐫 𝐛𝐞 k̳i̳l̳l̳e̳d̳.”

#𝘙𝘗 ##𝘊𝘖𝘋 #�#𝘔𝘝𝘙𝘗

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[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

I feel like I can kill god… or an alligator. Whichever I come across first.

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

This morning I had 800mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate 80 pizza rolls, and I did a facemask. The line between self destruction and self care is a fine one but god do I walk it hard.

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

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RISE AND GRIND LADS LETS FUCKIN’ GOOOOOOO
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[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

L + Ratio + ur mad + blows you up

[tomas ♡ @OFSLEEPLESSNESS]

north
sweetie
my dearest daughter
do you actually think i would risk my life by hopping in a tank?

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

@REAPERSlMON I’ll land on you and break all the bones in your body

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

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Hey there— *plummets three stories*
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[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

@REAPERSlMON I hope I land on you

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

@REAPERSlMON Oh ya know.. grilling hot dogs.

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM DOING??

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

@REAPERSlMON Im heading over.

[𝙎 𝙊 𝘼 𝙋 🧼𝙈 𝘼 𝘾 𝙏 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙎 𝙃 @RAVISHMACTAVISH]

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