๐ฒ๐ฝ MEXICO vs ENGLAND ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
This Round of 16 match will be played at the Estadio Azteca in Mexico (87,523 capacity). ๐๏ธโ
I donโt mean to sound like a yer da but perhaps Jude shouldnโt be fucking applauding and hugging the opposition goalie and giving him encouragement
These games need an element of psychological warfare
I had a $400 Wagyu ribeye for lunch today.
I didn't pay for it.
An enterprise account executive from a tier 1 cybersecurity firm paid for it.
He's been trying to sell me a cloud-native endpoint detection platform for 8 months.
We don't need a cloud-native endpoint detection platform.
We don't even have endpoints.
Half of our workforce is using refurbished laptops from 2014 that are physically incapable of running his software.
But I told him we're "evaluating"
That phrase means absolutely nothing.
But in B2B sales, it's the equivalent of ringing a dinner bell.
He's bought me 8 lunches this year.
He asks about our migration timeline.
I stare out the window, sigh deeply, and whisper about decentralized integration bottlenecks.
He furiously takes notes and orders another bottle of sparkling water.
My total compensation package is $200K.
But my caloric ROI is incalculable.
Next week I have a pitch meeting with an AI analytics startup.
I checked their Series B funding round before agreeing to the meeting.
They have $40M in venture capital burning a hole in their pocket.
I'm going to let them buy me omakase.
Then I'm going to tell them our legacy infrastructure is experiencing packet loss and we can't deploy until 2029.
Corporate America is just a vast ecosystem of free meals if you know how to string along desperate account managers.
The way Graham Potter set Sweden up today is nothing short of disgraceful
Same old tactico bollocks
Gaps all over the pitch & a front three that havenโt tracked back all game
@TheSalesBull1 These countries like Congo were never given the chance to develop as a country
Belgium pillaged them & left them in a mess circa 60 years ago
In an alternate universe the countries self sustaining and they donโt need to migrate
Guess weโll never know ๐คท๐พโโ๏ธ