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CyberSec Sales & Chelsea Football Club

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇲🇽 MEXICO vs ENGLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This Round of 16 match will be played at the Estadio Azteca in Mexico (87,523 capacity). 🏟️✅

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Can these BBC pundits shut the fuck ip so I can hear the England fans sing wonderwall please? @BBCSport

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Look at this guy he’s turned into a BRICK WALL

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I don’t mean to sound like a yer da but perhaps Jude shouldn’t be fucking applauding and hugging the opposition goalie and giving him encouragement

These games need an element of psychological warfare

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Of course the Congo goalkeeper turns into prime Lev Yashin for today’s game 👍🏾

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Two workhorse midfielders who offer zero creativity

Rooney was right, we need Mainoo

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Why do we turn into spastics in every single big game without fail?

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CISOs moving like IG baddies in 2025.

Some of you AEs need some self respect

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I had a $400 Wagyu ribeye for lunch today.

I didn't pay for it.

An enterprise account executive from a tier 1 cybersecurity firm paid for it.

He's been trying to sell me a cloud-native endpoint detection platform for 8 months.

We don't need a cloud-native endpoint detection platform.

We don't even have endpoints.

Half of our workforce is using refurbished laptops from 2014 that are physically incapable of running his software.

But I told him we're "evaluating"

That phrase means absolutely nothing.

But in B2B sales, it's the equivalent of ringing a dinner bell.

He's bought me 8 lunches this year.

He asks about our migration timeline.

I stare out the window, sigh deeply, and whisper about decentralized integration bottlenecks.

He furiously takes notes and orders another bottle of sparkling water.

My total compensation package is $200K.

But my caloric ROI is incalculable.

Next week I have a pitch meeting with an AI analytics startup.

I checked their Series B funding round before agreeing to the meeting.

They have $40M in venture capital burning a hole in their pocket.

I'm going to let them buy me omakase.

Then I'm going to tell them our legacy infrastructure is experiencing packet loss and we can't deploy until 2029.

Corporate America is just a vast ecosystem of free meals if you know how to string along desperate account managers.

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The way Graham Potter set Sweden up today is nothing short of disgraceful

Same old tactico bollocks

Gaps all over the pitch & a front three that haven’t tracked back all game

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Who the fuck is meant to stop this France super team bro

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Fuckkkkk OLISEEE

That would have been one of the best goals of all time

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@makeitlive4ever That’s shunsuke nakamura mate

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Morrocco vs France in Boston is going to be peaaaaak viewing I cannot wait

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Let’s not patronise Japan, they are a good side but they didn’t deserve to go through

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Canada not playing their KO games in Canada is criminal

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I think we deserve penalties for having to watch this absolute shite

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South Africa/Canada are going to get violated differently by Netherlands/Morocco

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South Africa very very Crystal Palace-esque I must say

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@TheSalesBull1 These countries like Congo were never given the chance to develop as a country

Belgium pillaged them & left them in a mess circa 60 years ago

In an alternate universe the countries self sustaining and they don’t need to migrate

Guess we’ll never know 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Midnite @midnite]

50% of all the World Cup games have already been played