Rachel V.

duluth bulldog. Humor of a 5 year old. Bad at math. Rap name Lil Pudge

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

I wonder how many extremely incorrect things I've told people

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

I have genuine issues w people who still believe Pluto to be a planet I don’t care about your nostalgia it’s science get over it

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

Reaffirming for bisexuals everywhere

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

IM TIRED OF MASKING IM TIRED OF MAKING NEUROTYPICALS COMFORTABLE IM TIRED OF MAKING MYSELF SMALLER FOR SMALL PEOPLE

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

My toxic trait is thinking I’m better than everyone cause I was born on a day and month with the same number

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

A child just told me he “likes how my ears are decorated” about my earrings.

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

If Black kids are old enough to experience racism, white kids are old enough to read about it.

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

The only reason I’m going back to work tomorrow is cause a lil 1st grader named WAYLON told me I was doing a good job and that I matter.

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

I have lost my emotional support water bottle and I feel untethered from reality…

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

Sometimes the only reason you wake up is to eat ur advent calendar chocolate and feed ur cat and that’s ok

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

My man John left a review on gin… saying the gin takes like a gin and tonics without the tonic… that’s wild John. Gin that tastes like… gin?!?

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone in my life is so annoyed by me and it honestly makes a lot of sense.

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

@ADHD_Alysse What do you think someone w adhd does while they read?

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

What do you do when you want to read two books at the same time?

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND ASKS IF YOU WOULD STILL LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM, JUST SAY YES. SHE WILL NEVER BE A WORM. YOU WILL NEVER ACTUALLY HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE GIRLFRIEND WHO THINKS YOU WOULDN'T LOVE HER IF SHE WAS A WORM AND SHE IS MAD

[𝖉𝖈 𝖌𝖚𝖊𝖛𝖆𝖗𝖆 - AVC out NOW🗡💋🇵🇷 @dcgrodz]

Lemme clear it up for you. Sci-fi is when your currency is called credits, and fantasy is when it's called coin.

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

Being told to “take it down a notch” is an excellent way to ramp me up multiple notches

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

Ladies and theydies I wanna hit ON

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

What is it about men that makes me want to hit most of them,

[Rachel V. @RAYRAYVORTH]

Thee and thou are gender neutral terms