LordePrettyFlacko

home of very good sports bets, very hot takes, and some intellectual thoughts

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Organic milf hunting

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“I’m used to having more to hang on to in doggy, there’s just like nothing there now.”

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DAN Bible Verse 7: Never date a woman that has a negative following to followers rate. You should know she isn’t good enough for you.

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DAN Bible verse 3: If your parents smoke cigs, you will 100% love drunk cigs. confirmed per me.

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DAN Bible* verse 2: If a chick pulls up and you’re burning a woodwick candle, she’s fucking you on the spot

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DAN Bible Verse 6: If she has tattoos, she loves being disrespected in bed. The more tattoos, and the bigger they are, the rougher they like it.

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“I fuckin hate ugly and fat people”
“Life’s too short man.”

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Dude, let’s fuck college chicks today.

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Uber driver waited for me at 5 am for 20 or more minutes this morning … with no complaints … sensational.

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“They just are all used up and gross”

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I heard that too, bitches gag reflex are better when they’re naked

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If it’s warm, I’m fuckin.

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Mom, these bitches don’t want flowers and chocolates, they want percocets and Birkin bags

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I’m just tryna sponsor an athletic white girl, bbgirl come hommeeeeee

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My bitch so pretty I fuck her with tha lights on

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I make too much money to hit a thot bitch

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Mfers be slapping the most unhealthy shit on a plate and charging $20 for it. Yeah no shit that dish you got tastes good, there’s about 2 lbs of cheese on it

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I knew I was going to love vodka Red Bulls at an early age with the amazing of Granny Smith apples I ate

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Chipotle always has some fucked up music playing inside

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No IKEA, I don’t want to have to fucking sign for the free parts you are sending me.

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God damn it I love anal

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I am that guy