Rachel Couser

[Rachel Couser @RAYYCOW]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 14 Dec 2010 (via @twi_age).

[Rachel Couser @RAYYCOW]

@rachelcouser #venmome

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Rachel Couser @RAYYCOW]

SLAM POETRY. YELLING. ANGRY. WAVING MY HANDS A LOT. SPECIFIC POINT OF VIEW OF THINGS. CYNTHIA. CYN-THI-A. JESUS DIED FOR OUR SIN-THI-AS.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

FLATTENING OF THE CURVE!

[ABSOLUT VODKA @AbsolutUS]

This Valentine’s Day 💕, let’s be clear about one thing. Only a yes to sex is a Yes.

RT this post today (2/14), and Absolut will donate $1 to @RAINN

Drink Responsibly. #SexResponsibly

For 21+ only.

[Basic Bach's @BasicBach_]

live footage of Mykenna on this group date #TheBachelor

[Rachel Couser @RAYYCOW]

@sydhoeks Probably cause you also suffer from chronic drinking

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

The President is a stupid asshole and if you voted for him you’re a stupid asshole and if you still support him you’re a stupid asshole. Oh no this Tweet is going to make all the stupid assholes not like me waaaaah

[n @angpanikki]

actual photo of me after watching bohemian rhapsody:

[Lowkey @Lowkey0nline]

14 years ago my brother took his own life. The legacy of unanswered questions is for the bereaved to bare. Much love and support to all those living with the unimaginable every day, not just for #MentalHealthDay

[Simon Says Sports @allan__simon]

Welp. Everyone pour themselves a drink, register to vote, and vote in November #TrumpPressConference

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

A compassionate message of thanks from Mollie Tibbetts’ aunt.

[Rachel Couser @RAYYCOW]

@Claud_Riedesel Thank u vote me 2020

[Rachel Couser @RAYYCOW]

If I was president there would be no cover charges

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Let’s acknowledge Humpty Dumpty’s agency in falling off that wall, like, he should’ve known his limitations, he’s a sentient egg. It shouldn’t have been the state’s responsibility to put him back together again. smfh.

[JJ Ryan @JJRyanOnAir]

Oh no. 😥 Seeing reports that #DemiLovato was transported from a home in the Hollywood Hills earlier today in what sources are saying is a heroin overdose. I've never wanted a story on TMZ to be more untrue than this one. Love Demi and hope she's OK! Stunned right now.