R. Allen Gilliam

Listen to my stand-up comedy album, Explosive Scrotal Inflation:

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@smithlaura1028 This sort of learning may be a path to artificial general intelligence if it could be applied to methods of thinking rather than just methods of walking.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@ValaAfshar "One kilowatt per hour" is gibberish. "1kW" is instantaneous power. "1kW hour" is power. The power output is 1kW. The kW hours is the output over some period of time. Over 3hrs, it would generate 3kW hours.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@ebendavid5 If that gun shifts to the left a couple of inches, he's going to give a whole new meaning to "gun lover."
https://t.co/aAGTZngmOd

[Eli @ebendavid5]

תמיכה מבחוץ.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@ebendavid5 "I'm pretty sure it's unloaded."
https://t.co/aAGTZngmOd

[Eli @ebendavid5]

תמיכה מבחוץ.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

WAE (pronounced like "way") stands for Worst Acronym Ever.

[a PNW Pinko @PNWPinko]

I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@andreivolt @paultrillo @shyamagolden @OpenAI No, it works for me. It's a very old video file type. Your browser may not know how to play it. Sorry. It's 28 years old! VLC plays it.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@michaelianblack Yeah, it's like when the FBI arrested by neighbor for having a couple pounds of Plutonium and some high explosives. I mean, come on, what harm could he do with that nerdy shit?

[Axios @axios]

NEW: Sen. Rick Scott is spending part of his congressional recess on a luxury yacht in Italy with his family after criticizing President Biden for vacationing in Delaware. https://t.co/dlRUYAcaQe

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@Bhaal_Spawn There's been slower progress in computer power after BioShock than before it. Progress has slowed down due to the limits of physics. There are new technologies on the horizon, but steady progress is no longer guaranteed.
https://t.co/SdDL6Ytf6Q

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@Stonekettle Oh, so it's technically legal for tяump to declassify nuclear secrets and sell them to the Russians? Well, I guess there's no problem then! Looking forward to meeting you in the nuclear afterscape.

[RB @rbisrb]

One of the Biggest Problems for MAGATs...

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@JohnCleese Make fun all you want, but that training was very effective. I saw it when I was a kid in the 70's and as a result, I've NEVER been successfully attacked by an assailant armed with fresh fruit.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@TitusNation Wow, that elderly bulldog sure looks like our asshole former president. It's uncanny!

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@plasticmartyr My doctor told me today that Orlando Memorial is "full" and people have to wait for beds to become available before they can go in for anything less than an emergency. Not wearing masks, avoiding indoor crowds, and getting vaccinated hurts other people by overwhelming hospitals.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@poketector @SpectreInSpace @ToriatheistTori The issue is whether it's racism, not whether I care about racism. Name-calling is standard PC tactics. It's called ad hominem. Look it up.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@poketector @SpectreInSpace @ToriatheistTori Lector wouldn't work because he wasn't motivated by religion. And if Nazis were shown telling Jews to tolerate them killing them, you'd throw a shit-fit over privileged whites trying to equate the relatively minor threat of terrorism to the Holocaust.

[R. Allen Gilliam @RAllenGilliam]

@fchollet Or it will be one of the early examples of automation taking away the jobs of highly skilled, creative humans rather than just low skill, physical laborers.