Rachel

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

I feel bad for this guy. He's probably got an artistic soul but he just looks like that so he can only play corporate dickheads and lousy husbands

[make oxtail cheap again @xo_ole]

27 is generous 😭

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Which means they have just deleted important archival evidence of the genocide.

[jackofallgames @jackofallgames7]

Crazy to think Sims has applied this logic for 26 years and no one thinks twice about it 😭

[david ! @dropoutwhore]

she wrote the code for apollo 11 back when PROGRAMMING DIDNT EXIST!! she literally invented modern software engineering on the fly for this!!

AND that software was so well written it saved the lives of all the astronauts during a landing failure, literally winning the space race

[ryn is questioning the mermaids @grynling]

twitter is so funny why would you think of this 😭😭😭

[Sultan @Sultan_asr]

هالشخص اكتشف بالصدفة مجتمع صغير في ريديت مهووسين بإيجاد منتجات عالية جداً في الجودة بحيث تشتريها مرة وحدة بحياتك ..

اشترى فنيلة من براند برازيلي نصحوه فيه وانذهل من جودته 🙆🏻‍♂️

[Double Bubble @tee_danja]

Hailey will put that lip balm in your ass if you ain’t looking

[T @TMN3218]

This video funny af.

[mint ₊˚ @themintsimmer]

felt a breeze this morning….

[Tee💗 @thoseanimegirlz]

Jonathan Bailey is a REAL freak bc he got his shirt open caressing his chest for an audiobook.

He true to it.

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

showing this picture to the guy at the dispensary like he's my barber

[B. @Nerdy_But_Flyy]

*me trying to locate my cursor across all my work screens*

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

And by the way, Cornell refusing to give the rape victim back her tuition so she could go somewhere else and not be faced with her rapist they refuse to prosecute is another form of assault.

[Lex Targaryen @alexissTyler]

this is so .. 😭

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

in 1975 this would’ve put a deposit on a semi detached house now it gets you 5 blueberries and depression

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Quit calling them the Cornell 7 like they’re a cool boy band or something. Call them the Cornell rapists. That’s what they are.

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

There is a dangerous little window after I complete one task where I could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

Not over here