RB Bunda

Semi-professional football club in the Haywards Heath division. Proud part of the Red Bull group. #fuckthebig6 #supportlocal #passionovertrophies

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Here’s a thread of the official squad list so you can learn a little bit about us: #passionovertrophies

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Well that was shit.
Full time: #RBB 0-6 Pink eye
Only positive is returnee Harvey Bromley had a 100% pass completion (source: @OptaJoe )

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It’s matchday at Oathall College against Pink Eye! Who’s ready for this one! #upthebunda

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Director of Football Harvey Bromley on tonight’s defeat:
“It was disappointing obviously to not have a shot on target as we felt there keeper was probably shit. I think we lacked quality in the final third, something I can add, I will be back playing for this club next week.”

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And we’re off
The line up:
Butterfill, Mitchell L., Mount, Charlton, Javed, Dawes.
#upthebunda

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In the words of fan Roberto De Zerbi: “today we lacked err balls, big er ballse”

More reaction to follow.

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@lukazmitch We will be suing the league for the bribery of it’s referees. As this will be a matter of the courts no further comment will be made at this time.

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Warm up in full swing 🔥

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WEVE ARRIVED.

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We’ve only been away 18 months

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ITS MATCHDAY AND WERE BACK

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The Bunda are back.

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I SWEAR YOU’LL NEVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THIS EVER AGAIN!!!

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All that needs to be said.

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No matter what our score will be tonight against the alphabet Shaggers, at least we’re not as tin pot as Penaldo United #MUFC @CamCharlton23 still my GOAT

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In other news @CamCharlton23 is still the GOAT.

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Full Time:
RB Bunda 4-5 Hopa Nonces
Shameless having to loan a player from @hashtagutd to play against the Bunda. Must’ve been terrified. #passionovertrophies

[RB Bunda @RBBundafc]

Team News:
Basically everybody has fucked off. @Chris7wells still has a slight bruise on his foot but expected back in 5 months time. The big loss is @stuart_fish2004 as he goes to Tully’s farm to lips someone.

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Oh btw we’re back. Starting to tweet again as I feel like our title charge begins tonight against somebody but fuck knows who. All I know is the Bunda are back for 3 points. #passionovertrophies