Roberts Squire

Squire to Robert of Gloucester and official messager for nobility in Normandy and England (for business enquirys please contact [email protected])

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

Game faces on. Two bros going into battle. @RBLRobofgloss u can take this Userper down boss I believe in you #matildatheempress

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

Pros of being @RBLRobofgloss squire:
Tavern banter, solid wingman, can lift heavy things
Cons: always losing his trousers, always hungiver, always losing his temper (especially these days @RBLStephen I blame u 👀) #Matildatheempress

[Robert Of Gloucester @RBLRobofgloss]

One word. 3 syllables. #usurper #matildatheempress

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

Also don't wanna be rude but that coffin absolutely stank. Pretty sure I saw one guy keel over in the crowd, someone should probably call a physician.. #matildathempress

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

Now I know what all those early morning work outs with @RBLRobofgloss were for. That coffin was bloody heavy. #MatildatheEmpress

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

@RBLRobofgloss shall I save you some boss? @RBLHenryI swears by them! #matildatheempress https://t.co/R6B0vyl4DO

[@RBLlampreyssire @RBLlampreyssire]

Really proud of the lampreys I made today; recipe here...
https://t.co/WsIFYC8Ihg

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

@RBLRobofgloss @RBLStephen @RBLTilty @RBLHenryI not as messy as last time boss pleasssse #matildatheempress

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

@RBLRobofgloss your face when you say the hand #matildatheempress

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

@RBLRobofgloss oi boss found a pic last night, before things got messy...

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

@rblalfric @RBLTheatreCo @rbl_emma @RBLBrian @RBLGeoffrey @RBLStephen @RBLHenryI @RBLHenry2 @RBL_Isaiah_monk @RBLRobofgloss Don't take it personally boss but I think they prefer me 😏

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

@RBLRobofgloss @RBLStephen @RBLTilty @RBLBrian @rblmatilda Come on boss you've gotta stop leaving your trousers at every castle you visit! I've got my work cut out for me!

[Roberts Squire @RBLRobertsquire]

What's the best thing about being @RBLRobofgloss 's squire? Gotta be those early morning workouts (I'm the horse in this situation)