Stanley Yelnats

WHAt aRE YoU DOinG In MY SWaMp ~ Venmo ~ Rachel-Bartlett-21 👽

[Stanley Yelnats @RBartyy]

That’ll do donkey... that’ll do

[gus t.t. showbiz @dotemylove]

every time ive ever picked up a prescription the people in front of me take 10 minutes each and i take like 1 or 2 why is that

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[The USA Singers @TheUSASingers]

Fuck Aaron Rodgers
Fuck Donald Trump
Fuck Elon Musk
Fuck Joe Rogan
Fuck Alan Dershowitz
Fuck Rudy Giuliani
Fuck Tucker Carlson
Fuck Sean Hannity
Fuck Ron DeSantis
Fuck Greg Abbott
Fuck Ted Cruz
Fuck Vivek Ramalamadingdong

And fuck you if you support any of those turd burglars.

[✨ @Chaantellie]

Nobody prepares you for the fact that you will go through some of the most heart shattering experiences of your life and are still expected to show up for work. Take care of yourself. Pay your bills. Meet your goals. Just carry on… it’s awful

[Stanley Yelnats @RBartyy]

Ya know the more that I think of it St. Patty’s Day is just another excuse for white people to get obscenely drunk for a day

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

it's march

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

me walking into the house with a package after saying I had no money

[faith @faiththegemini]

This is where I met some of the funniest people in my life 😂 hope they’re doing good

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

baker boy working the night shift

[Stanley Yelnats @RBartyy]

@UberFacts Megamind

[Aaron @IAmAaronWill]

Having a childhood before social media took over was a such a blessing.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

we need to STONE whoever started the “pads are gross and tampons are superior” discourse.

[✿slim pickins♡ @bigmiss_steak69]

@RBartyy Ew… they can p*rish

[Stanley Yelnats @RBartyy]

When will y’all learn that eating fish or eggs in the break room ruins THE DAMN DAY FOR THE REST OF US THATS GOTTA SMELL THAT SHIT

[grace @brainsoupp_]

i love it when my pets sigh like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Men sexually desiring you is not a compliment.

[Stanley Yelnats @RBartyy]

I’m legally changing my name to “Stanley Yelnats” and no one can stop me