Roye Bushmills

THE REVOLUTION WILL DIE WITH DYLAN!

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

Travel more often. Conquer generational sadness and conformity. Put a larger price tag on your life & soul.

Me- #lifestyle

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

If sea levels rose as fast as #gasprices we’d all be swimming right now!

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

I hope that new relationship high that you’ve been riding; is still there when you smell their 💩 for the first time! #relationships

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

In case you were wondering; your local #dollartree has #tmnt measuring spoons…

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

#MichaelDouglas was right about golf-courses in the movie #FallingDown

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

Could you please pull up that #fireworks show from 2013 that you recorded? I really want to watch it again! #fourthofjuly

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

Some people are only nice to you because they think there’s an inheritance. Please let them know the #truth now, so they don’t waste their time!

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

@jrfree2023 Just gaining knowledge

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

@EVA24011 Well, thank you

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

@AnneErickson “I don’t want anybody else. When I think about you; I touch myself!”

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

@pixelgrave_exe “with my pants off in case they wanna’ kiss my ass!”

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

@kelly_ques All dogs go to heaven

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

@NatashaCL7 Kind of 🤷‍♂️

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

I heard #Trump was going to place another phone call and get the results overturned... #FIFAWorldCup

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

https://t.co/44N7tC9OUv

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

#protips – Always keep a roll of #toiletpaper in the freezer for those days when you have a bad case of “hot cheeks!”

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

I woke up this morning and looked out the window. I saw a stray cat licking it’s balls. Is it going to be a good day?

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

How come #war never really seems to affect the #people that start them?

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

I don't have causes anymore, just effects!

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

#people that fish for compliments online need to have their #fishing license revoked!

[Roye Bushmills @RBushmills]

#drumcircles bring out the lamest in #whitepeople