Robbie C

CEO Robbie C Academy for Elite Sports and Specialist Military Training. Double Victoria Cross recipient. Sniper. Central Bank funding. Wine. Surf. Life coach.

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Legged in to received 10 year EFP at 15 this morning. 400k odd lot DV01.

[Robbie C @RCAESSMT]

Normally I’d be both sides of the trade. Advising on how to manage the entire mortgage market, and then buying the whole lot. In this instance I’m busy heli skiing, but I might still do both. And get a fee. Because I’m very good.

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My big plan for 2025 is to get even fitter, (I am a weapon, but that’s not important right now) continue to deliver world beating alpha (to my own bank account) and remaining humble yet incredibly talented. And maybe win a few world championships in an obscure pastime

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Fair to say my mentoring of the wallabies over the last week has paid off. I did a lot of 1 on 8 scrummaging and hurt them, while I worked on a lot of backline moves for them. I showed them the speed off the line moves I did back at Moriah and taught them my steps.

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My name is Gus and I do great charts. Here is my chart pack of the election.

[Robbie C @RCAESSMT]

The RCPCF (private credit fund) opened last Friday with seed money from our founder of $3bn. It closed last night at $12bn. Fees are 6% annual and 30% over a return of 50% . We expect 80% returns given our skill and access to assets. Contact your elite private banker for details

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I am Satoshi Nakamoto. 💸💎💰

[Robbie C @RCAESSMT]

A person high up in the know has told me big Bertha are made by Callaway. that may be so, but I don’t like Callaway. They can’t hit straight, so I had Titleist make my own version. Threat of a law suit? I reminded them of how scared Chuck Norris is of me. End of.

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items like pagers, walkie talkies and radios. I had my fingerprints removed surgically, but only for a week or so, as they are hand fitted to my one off Big Bertha Titleist golf clubs. Flight out tonight, have some stuff in North Korea to deal with.

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I have been quiet this week, tech neutral as it were, to ensure that my mission would be silent. Many know of my work for Mossad and others , what few know is that I was top of the class in year 9 at the time electrical tech module. So let’s just say, I know my way around

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Did 75 burpees and crossed up 14000 inverse Xmas tree spreads. Then I had a nap.

[Robbie C @RCAESSMT]

Here’s a photo of me with my Horizon Lord sniper rifle. I took out a bogey at a new world record of 5.8km. The projectile , a 50 calibre 16cm high velocity titanium wrapped hard jacket took 15 seconds to hit the target. After firing , I packed the rifle, had a bottle of 87 Grange

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Our senior global T1 analyst had predicted this. We got long around 800bp over and will sell when we are ready.

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I’ve been called ‘beast who walks, man who cannot die’. And for that reason, the wallabies have brought me on to rough up the front row. In training this week, me vs the tight 5, I popped their scrum twice.. in the same scrum. TT has a very sore neck.

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I had a wild period in my late teens. I used to hang out at the south bondi pavilion, occasionally going the biff, enforcing the beach rules. I was also pretty big in the break
dancing scene.

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@JessicaDAmir You said literally the opposite yesterday.

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We sold our bonds late last night and bought equities. Staying humble, staying upright, staying ahead.

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As our chief security strategist has been predicting for a long time, the security situation has gotten worse. Luckily we are exposed to 2 hour BBSW so will benefit greatly from the convexity

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@camillo8941 Oh yes . Rigging. It’s dreadful how they do that. I saw them with masks on, entering the ABS and playing with their computers.

[Robbie C @RCAESSMT]

Luckily our chief Australian strategist had done all the work and said cpi risk is to the downside and we were very long rates.

[Robbie C @RCAESSMT]

Our pure alpha fund had lots of received positions on, and as a fixed rate exposed entity, we obviously made bank. But we have always marketed ourselves discreetly as a safe haven, but with exceptional returns.