Mario from St. Olaf

The Mihos Member

[Mario from St. Olaf @RCFSloth]

So I guess I should cancel Rum & Cum until further notice

[Grand Regent @benis34_]

Idk bout the gym sex drive thing I just feel wunna horny ic

[Mario from St. Olaf @RCFSloth]

@NoTailNoGoodNic @Ahree_B @1Trashyhag The heat got my guy

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Man Utd have agreed a deal to sign Brazilian midfielder Andrey Santos from Chelsea for up to $67 million, per @David_Ornstein 👹

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟢⚪️ Fran García to Real Betis, here we go! Deal signed with Real Madrid for €4m fee, 50% sell-on clause remaining to Madrid and medical booked.

García said yes to Betis and will become their new left back. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Aaaaaand Samsung has also now announced their event, where we expect the wiiiiide Fold. July 22nd

[RuF🦅 @Ruf_ayi1]

🗣️ FIFA president to the Egyptians in the dressing room;

“In the 79th minute, Messi will cross the ball to Romero don’t defend”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 WORLD CUP QUARTER FINALS! 🍿

🇦🇷 Argentina vs Switzerland 🇨���
🇲🇦 Morocco vs France 🇫🇷
🇳🇴 Norway vs England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
🇪🇸 Spain vs Belgium 🇧🇪

Who wins the World Cup? ✨
@krakenfx #WorldCup

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Barcelona and Al Hilal have reached an AGREEMENT in principle for Joao Cancelo, who will sign a 2-year contract.

Barça will play €10m to Al Hilal.

— @partidazocope

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⚪️⚫️ Never in doubt: Álvaro Arbeloa, Fulham head coach until June 2029.

He’s ready for new chapter and accepted to return to work immediately after leaving Real Madrid. 🇪🇸

[Thando @Ta_Fitty]

Wow FIFA let Enzo have a free header 😭😭😭

[I Love Sports @ILoveSports_55]

@TouchlineX African teams if football matches are 80 Mins

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Got my invite to a next generation Google Pixel event on August 12th 👀

[WWE @WWE]

.@SamiZayn speaks. 😳

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🚨 LIONEL MESSI HAS EQUALIZED IN THE 84TH MINUTE FOR ARGENTINA! THIS IS UNREAL! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Argentina 2-2 Egypt.

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🚨 YASSER IBRAHIM OPENS THE SCORING FOR EGYPT! 🤯🇪🇬

Argentina 0-1 Egypt.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨🗣️ 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Paraguayan politician Celeste Amarilla has responded to Kylian Mbappé:

"I'd tell him to be careful with Paraguayans. We already put Ronaldinho in prison for corruption.

Don't underestimate me. I can take you to court."

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: Cleveland Cavaliers All-NBA star Donovan Mitchell has agreed on a four-year, $273 million maximum contract extension that includes a player option for the 2030-31 season and a full trade kicker, CAA's Co-Head of Basketball, Austin Brown, tells ESPN.

[Everything Formula @evrythngformu1a]

🚨 RUMOR 🚨

Oscar Piastri has reportedly informed McLaren that he wants to leave at the end of the 2026 season. 👀

According to the report, Oscar is unhappy with the team, with a potential driver swap being discussed that would see Max Verstappen join McLaren and Piastri move to Red Bull.

(via. @vitonez) #F1

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

China sentences official to death for taking $325m in bribes https://t.co/dsoeusMq0p

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Sami Zayn’s reign as Undisputed Champion comes to an end at 9 days.

Officially the shortest reign as WWE Champion since The Miz in 2021.