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ST. 4.8.15.16.23.42. @traumatism_

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Just wanna remind everyone that the RHCP suck. That’s all.

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“My clients feel like satanic porn movies”

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“Oh, by the way, if you see a guy with a baseball bat and ski mask, I’m pretty sure he’s harmless” *shuts door*

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“Lemme insert the insert”

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“I know for a fact you are white. Your dad’s name is Mark. Your moms name is Lisa”

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“We could get lunch and everything”

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Why is soup the best food and also the most inconvenient to eat? Unfair.

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“I should fuck his wife”

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“I’m gonna start learning capoeira in your back yard”

“Okay…..

What the fuck is that?”

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“Why you dressed like a pack of newports?”

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@iwnnabnthsequel Because you can buy mouthwash at cvs

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Star Wars

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“If that’s all that it takes ILL STRETCH THAT SHIT”

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“I wanna be a lawyer, I hate injustice, I suck at being an adult and outside makes me sick”

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How many fuckin scumbag idiots does it take to figure out how discord works? Cause I’m guessin 3 ain’t it.

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“I parked like a deligerant today”

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“You wanna see the wildest picture I’ve ever gotten from a Walmart bathroom?”

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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.

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My love language is sitting in the car at 10pm and eating Taco Bell together.

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“It’s happy hour at McDonald’s, mother fucker. You’re missing it”