Ryan Caldwell

Baylor Alum | Father of 3 | SVP, Strategic Partnerships — Healthcare Tech | Vols diehard ⚡️ | Husband. Dad. Golfer. Deal Maker. | MAGA | East Tennessee |

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@liamdoylelover @marktheman3672 @georgemacntyre Liam, even the Chi Omega powderpuff starting left tackle over there needs some dick. #Pumpndump.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@GothicMalaise @klintkubiak504 Would be beneficial for sure. The experience is worth it though. Wife still gets pissed at me for pissing my pants. I tell her “imagine toting a hawg like this everyday.”

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@yalltitanup Levis really only has one thing going for him. We all saw the videos. That young man was blessed downstairs. I’d be calling that young lady back if I was him for some succc.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@Titans_Truths That bald headed POS hasn’t gotten it done anywhere. The NFL is weird. Coaches suck dick and then get hired somewhere else like it’s going to change. Same story different team.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@justmjd_ I’d make her pay me if she started stripping in front of me. That shit is embarrassing. Rolls straight from Texas Roadhouse.

- R. Caldwell

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@RuralVol 24/25 358 Passing Yards and 4 touchdowns. It’s Faizon time in Knoxville. If he drops bombs like that I’ll cum.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

2 hours into poker. 3 guys already bought back in for $1K. Pot is up to $13K for the night. We do it right around here.

Bourbon is going down smooth. 🥃 Puked again #2.

Wife informed me I’m sleeping on the basement couch.

Boys are BUZZING.

- R. Caldwell

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

4 AM: Brisket on the smoker
8 AM: Teed off at The Honors Course
11 AM: 12 Sun Cruisers deep
Now: Football on, brisket rolling

I have absolutely no idea if I’m going to make it to dinner. Might throw up.

Elite Saturday. 🇺🇸

- R. Caldwell

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

5 PM UPDATE:

Brisket rested 3 hours. Bout to slice her.
24 Sun Cruisers down. Threw up once. Rallied immediately. Wife pissed.

Bourbon time. 🥃

Poker at the Caldwell residence in 30. The boys are about to eat MY brisket, drink MY bourbon & lose THEIR money.

- R. Caldwell

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@klintkubiak504 Whenever you have a larger piece (like myself) and have been drinking like I have today it’s easy to piss everywhere and get your shorts soaked. Front and Back. I’ve done it too many times to count.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@BeanoMeyer Natty?! You really are a dog!! My wife would likely make love to me more if I looked like this.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@the_finkmeister Had to add a filter to my photo. It looked bland. Poured me a glass. It’s smooth.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@NaturalLidge I used to put them halfway on and then it comes off inside her. She has to go to the ER and you don’t have to awkwardly kick her out after post nut clarity hits. Give it a try.

- R. Caldwell

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@EvanWallace69 Starting Left Tackle in the blue. Vandy is so cooked. Vols by 50.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@IDoBathSalts69 Kid needs to be kicked out immediately. Drinking Twisted Tea at 21 is grounds for eviction.

Beer. Bourbon. Pussy. Ass. 🇺🇸

That’s the motto. Raise your sons accordingly.

- R. Caldwell

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@the_finkmeister Secured the bag.

Thanks again, Dwayne. Will let you know my thoughts.

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@SGTClamstead If she’s not suckin or fuckin tell her to get to steppin. We don’t play that shit Ricky.

- R. Caldwell

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@bluelotdegen @CharlieTennesse speak your mind

[Ryan Caldwell @RCaldwellBaylor]

@AmericanOnline0 I had to do a Josh Jacobs to my wife last night. She kept edging me. After the 5th time I’d had enough. #fuck