Rustle Cannolis

The internet was a mistake.

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

Overwatch can be a truly miserable experience with random players

[Aaron Chen @aaronch3n]

u come to me on the day of my daughters zoom meeting

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

These poor kids will never get to fail and then go face all their friends at school after they talked an endless amount of shit about how they would be driving soon.

[denisedillon @DillonFox5]

19,483 Georgia teens (and counting) have taken advantage of an executive order and have gotten their drivers license without taking a road test. #fox5atlanta

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

Grandma Killer reiterates the coldest fact in the world: you cannot make or convince people to care about other people.

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I’m introducing my cat to different areas of the backyard like he’s finding shortcuts in Bloodborne.

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

@BenIronman But do you get it Mikes Way?

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@ColtieC Are these homemade? They’re good.

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

@ColtieC

[Matt Ziemak @MattZiemak]

Literally the government right now.

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

@mak__ One bite you know the rules

[Ryan McGee @ESPNMcGee]

I think probably the biggest shock about this whole thing is that the scientists have been right and that guy I went to school with who posts on Facebook all the time has been wrong.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Final Destination was released 20 years ago today.

Remember that scene in the movie where I quarantined myself in that cabin so death couldn’t get me?

I’m doing that right fucking now, in real life!

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

@BenIronman No I always lick the handrails on the way to the subway. You’re the idiot.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the killers: it’s called mr. brightside. verse 1 is about being cheated on

producer: geez does it get resolved in the 2nd verse?

the killers: no, we literally just sing all of that again. won’t change a word

producer: sounds bad

the killers: its the greatest song ever written

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

@wilnyl This is incredibly satisfying to watch. Just release this and call it a day!

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

Me, knowing damn well I never called you “yeah we were playing phone tag there for a minute”

[Rustle Cannolis @RCannolis]

Wheredo youthink weare?

[Kinda Funny @KindaFunnyVids]

GIVEAWAY TIME!

We’re giving away a Dragon Ball Z Kakarot Collector’s Edition for the PS4!

Just follow this account and retweet this tweet to enter and we’ll pick a winner sometime tomorrow!

Come check out our First Impressions of the game here: https://t.co/xKeINMbnsA

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

It’s official! #Oscars