Randy Owens

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

#ilovemytittytape

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

@CoachNapierCCHS you guys have any scrimmages out there pretty soon?

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

to whom it may concern...you should always knock on the door when i'm alone in the bedroom, it will save us both a lot of awkwardness.

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

Last night while me and your mom were making love, we discussed you. We're both very proud of you.

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

yearning

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Razor burn on my balls and taint, it's gonna be an awesome day.

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

I could use a good choking or at least a good kick in the ass

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

@MeganAnderkin I think my new ex wife does too

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

I don't care what you say, Momford and Sons are a shitty band.

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

rectum, it damn near killed em

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

I'm almost sure of it

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@rodneylipps He likes to say, "you guys are hitting losers instead of winners"

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I don't even care what I think

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

Ignore this tweet

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Sometimes happens all the time

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I don't always tweet on twitter, but when I do it's usually about me and your mom's sexual relationship.

[Randy Owens @RChampain]

outta nowhere my vagina grew legs and walked all the way back home

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I miss us

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@Juice_Mongoose I agree. Best rock n roll that's been out in years.