Real Cheesemakers

Purveyors of nonsense, top-quality rubbish and the finest wallop of cods. Songs about cheese, trousers, unicorns, roundabouts and waaaay more.

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

Dear @BryonyPage1 many many congratulations on your success in Paris. As a palaeontologist, you might like our little dinosaur song https://t.co/x8sobocvzy
We’ll have to write a trampolining one next, so you are fully covered.
Enjoy!

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@TheBullingdon How do we express interest to play at this next year?

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@TheBullingdon @EggsyGLC @theGLC @Crosstown_Live Congratulations on 20 years. We’d love to support you guys again on some of these shows and help you celebrate, if you’d have us.

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@skytv there is no tile for the free Vue tickets on the MyVIP section of the MySky app. How do I get the codes?

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

Mortal beings. Behold the poster for our upcoming headline acoustic show at The Tuppenny in Swindon on 7 December.
Supporting is the hilarious Tom Veck.
It’s FREE ENTRY. Do please join us.

#livemusic #comedy #nonsense #silly #cheeseandtom #christmas #freeentry #swindon

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

4 June is #NationalCheeseDay

Take the time to enjoy a slab of your favourite dairy fermentation.

While you’re noshing away, put on your copy of Grated Hits and let the cheese consume you.

Don’t have a copy yet? Head over to https://t.co/LB9uVCwCOr

#cheese #comedy #music

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

We love @Eurovision time…and things are hotting up now. It’s nice to see that our 2018 entry has has had a lasting impression. @bbceurovision is pretty much using our song title as its slogan!!
#UnitedByMusic #UnitedByCheese #eurovision #comedy #rock

https://t.co/wqIKKPxour

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@iamtheelvy @bbceurovision Ah yes…we put it to @TheGNShow that they have a section on ‘also rans’: the top songs that didn’t quite make it. We excel in rejection and failure.

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@GNev2 He was still United’s best player

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

The band has now been together for over 30 years, so we entered the Isle of Wight Festival's 'New Blood' competition for a chance to play at this year's festival.

Please vote for us! https://t.co/nKGINPf2Lx

#festival #unsigned #comedy #IsleofWight #rock #vote #competition

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@prof_elemental Weren’t you born the professor?

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@RealMattLucas How dare you?!
So long as you appreciate that cheese makes good music, we’re cool…

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@prof_elemental But sir. What possible un-nice things could people be saying about such a fine gentleman as you?!
Now get and organise us that show together in Brighton, and we’ll come across and cheer you up.
Get @gentlemanrhymer involved too. We’ll have a right hoot!

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@London_W4 https://t.co/QGUk5TN4NF

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@chrisfluming @MichelleObama @electrolemon @arturocastro85 We should talk. I feel a collab coming on!

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

We’ve been trying to get a gig with @Swchunks for bally years. Finally on 5 November, there will be fireworks in Trowbridge. We can’t wait!
#nonsense #comedy #rock #trowbridge #wiltshire #livemusic #cheese #chunks #tour #pumprooms #fireworks #remember

[The Sweetchunks Band @Swchunks]

LOOK WHO’S JOINING US IN TROWBRIDGE!! @RCheesemakers

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@NCC_17fOrmula1 @Ghostwatch Yes…and it had such an impact we wrote a song about it!
https://t.co/LldEhaEuPE

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@Swchunks You want a logo for the Trowbridge one?

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

@FrankOnTheRadio very disappointed with your decision to put #queuing in to #room101 when put forward by @SirTrev. Here’s our argument for it! https://t.co/QGUk5TMwY7
@WeeMissBea and @David_Tennant had much more compelling arguments.

[Real Cheesemakers @RCheesemakers]

Hey @Schofe and @hollywills we support you. I mean, you’re British. You would never turn down an opportunity to #jointhequeue. We want you to accept this track as your new theme tune. @thismorning @itvstudios

https://t.co/QGUk5TMwY7

#nonsense #rock #comedy #queue