R Dizzle

chaos and fezzes

[cersei’s bastard @mychemicaldanse]

this just made me remember the promotional crossover with tyrion, cersei and elmo

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Merry Christmas from ██████████████ and First Lady Melania Trump 🇺🇸

[R Dizzle @RDisto96]

@Nic0lle96 Run nicolle! It's far worse than before, there's illiterate nazis everywhere and everyone will fight you for saying hello!!!!

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

I’m absolutely letting the quokkas in.

[R Dizzle @RDisto96]

@1Pyros @grok @thepondering_ Found the original article- https://t.co/57husCXqmK it's not a pleasant read tbh

[François Valentin @Valen10Francois]

In ancient Rome, the Consul would have decided to call off the invasion after such a bad omen

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Elon Musk is reportedly furious people keep calling Tesla vehicles “swasticars.”

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

finally a badenoch policy we can all get behind

[Alison Burke @TiredActor]

MY WORMS

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

"I have bought a farm. There are many sensible reasons for this. Land is a better investment than any bank can offer. The government doesn't get any of my money when I die."- Jeremy Clarkson.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Jeremy Clarkson got rattled when it was put to him that he bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax.

[🎃 @twaniimals]

ㅤ

[ste @chai_ste]

???

[R Dizzle @RDisto96]

@WhovianAvenger Jesus Christ.

[R Dizzle @RDisto96]

@WhovianAvenger Watching as I tweet, some good shit- almost pitch perfect (i'm sorry, i had to)

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

ain’t staying over this girl crib no more she got prongles and dr perky 💀💀

[R Dizzle @RDisto96]

The ladies LOVE the kung fu panda trilogy.

[R Dizzle @RDisto96]

The king fu panda trilogy has no business being as emotionally rocking as it is