Rebecca Doctrow

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

No, no I can’t handle the @backstreetboys and @michaelstrahan on the same screen. #BACKSTREETBOYSonGMA

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

@DunkinDonuts if your policy is 1 inch of air, 1 inch of foam, and the rest coffee, is there really any room for coffee in your smalls?

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

SWEATER WEATHER! SWEATER WEATHER! SWEATER WEATHER!

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

I don't understand why people like the massage part of a pedicure chair? You look like you're having a seizure. Everything is shaking.

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

If you get something done and can't mark it off on a color coded chart/list, did you really get it done?

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

I would rate my mild to medium fear of severely injuring myself when opening a can of pillsbury rolls as one of the weirdest things about me

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

@notmerylstreep yes.

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

@RachaelHellman who?!

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

Just to be clear, Boris is my dog.

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

Sometimes Boris and I spoon.

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

Life would be so much easier if Boris could just preheat the oven...

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

If you see a girl & her dog walking around forest hills belting out "Whats Luv" at the top of her lungs, please don't judge me.

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

How old is too old to find Devon Sawa circa 1995 super hot

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

You know you're friends with marketing professionals when you at A/B texting online dating messages

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

I genuinely miss the spice girls

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

@ninapea3 oh hayyyyyyy

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

When you forget to pack pajamas for a night in a hotel and have to share a bad with your sister 😰😕😳

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

It's a great feeling watching a guy light a cigarette next to the gas pump. And by great feeling, I mean feeling of impending doom.

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

Nothing excites me more than knowing that I'm about to surprise Boris with a play date. And THATS what's wrong with my life 🙈😂

[Rebecca Doctrow @RDoctrow]

People only go to the colonial park mall for Auntie Anne's right?