It was a "gay rights activist", but during college it ended up with a Straight conservative jock as a roommate. By the end of the second day, it was already transformed into a footslave and accepted being called "faggot" and other slurs by both its roommate and his frat friends.
This pride season, the Trump administration is giving f4gs a new right: the right to forfeit their rights.
Yes! As part of a new, completely voluntarily program, f4gg0ts can opt to lose their rights and become property of the state, or in some cases, individuals.
This program is completely voluntary, and requires the f4gs to sign their consent to lose their rights forever. Thankfully, some patriotic frat boys have started a new program this pride month: suck frat boy asshole, lose your f4gg0t rights.
This exciting new program has enticed dozens of f4gs already, and the frat expects the number to grow as the weekend approaches.