Booster Gold

Uses his augmented strength, force fields, flight ring and good looks to impress anyone who will take notice. #GOODASGOLD #BoosterGold

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

Search the historical records, @Skeetsky. We need some disasters to stop!

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@BlueBeetleTK

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@BlueBeetleTK “You said Warworld. It’s pronounced 𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙.”

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@BlueBeetleTK Concerned but relieved his friend was confiding in him, Mike made himself comfortable and had some beer. He was worried for Ted’s troubles. He helped himself to some beer nuts. “By the by, you’re pronouncing it wrong.”

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@BlueBeetleTK Mike swallowed and gave a nod. “Sorry, sure, sure.” He stared at the beer that had been placed before him, quietly watching the bubbles within the glass rise to the top. Maybe he shouldn’t have mentioned the gargling…

[Metropolis Eagle @MetropolisEagle]

Struggling innovator and businessman cornered by Buck Rogers speaking of Japanese gargling habits
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[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@BlueBeetleTK “You see, when they get home from a day out or at work, they wash their hands, and then gargle. Isn’t that something? Gargle. To keep the old flu away, apparently. I’ve been doing it myself lately, since I got back that is…”

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@BlueBeetleTK “Well, I was in Japan for a business opportunity, but residuals might take a while to reach me. That’s okay, they’ll come.” Mike leaned against the bar. “You know, in Japan the people gargle.”

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@BlueBeetleTK “Can I have one, too? Bit strapped for cash right now.”

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

Mike walked into his local deli, a copy of the @MetropolisEagle under his arm.

"Let me get a regular coffee and a BEC, SPK on a roll?" He nodded and sat at the counter.

Trying to pretend to have a normal life. That's how things were these days.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

"...."

[The Big Apricot FM @TheBigApricotFM]

- ... and it is amazing that pigs like @REALBOOSTER exist...
- Filth!
- ... and can get away with kicking children, and battering the elderly!
- After the news we will be discussing if it is wrong for the pigs in our society to pretend to be our saviors.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@Skeetsky Michael leaned back, staring at the ceiling.

Maybe not today.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

The sunlight was already cutting hard through the blinds of Michael Jon Carter’s one-room apartment. He blinked against it, groaning, dragging an arm across his face. His body ached in all the usual places.

The place was small, barely more than a box. A kitchenette with a leaky-

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@Skeetsky "My fridge that hates me."

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@Skeetsky Booster sat up, hair a mess, and pointed at the cereal box on the counter. "Breakfast of champions. Didn't you see me?"

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

@Skeetsky Booster cracked one eye open, groaned, and pulled a cushion over his face. "Congratulations, Skeets. You found a way to make oversleeping feel like homework."

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

- half-dozing, the holo-frame dim at his side.

The room was still, save for the low hum of the fridge and the creak of pipes in the wall. Then came another sound, a faint whirr like a fan spinning up.

[Booster Gold @REALBOOSTER]

- And him, Booster Gold, a little off to the side, grinning too wide, trying too hard. He picked it up, gave it a tap until the image steadied, and stared at it in silence.

Michael let the holo dim and leaned back, eyes closed.

Michael lay sprawled back on the couch, -