Real Bugoy

Real talk.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

I wish you made sense in real life too.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

How to get a hot body: set yourself on fire.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea whats going on.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

I wish i had a pair of skinny genes.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

If i swallow magnets, will i become attractive?

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

You dont look like 300 likes in person.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

I would lose weight but i hate losing.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

I never really knew whether my wife could count to 3. She would count to 2 & that would would be followed by a flying shoe.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

Fun with a capital F U.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

Professional overthinker.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

Do it because you care, not because you want others to know you care.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

We all go a little crazy sometimes. It's what keeps us sane.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

I'm on a new diet called poverty.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment. Because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

Being blind isn't the worst thing. The worst thing is having sight but no vision.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

My friend told me to switch off my internet if i want to save my phone's battery life and i asked her to only make realistic suggestions.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

I wish real life conversation had an end call button.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

Don't fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

You better work your ass off if you really want something.

[Real Bugoy @REALBUGOY]

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